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I am Jesus
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RE: I am Jesus
August 30, 2013 at 1:35 pm
(August 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: What wtf dude, why dont u heal amputees

Because I am more interested in the performing arts and helping famous actors win awards.
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RE: I am Jesus
August 30, 2013 at 1:39 pm
(August 30, 2013 at 1:05 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: The funniest scene with the Jesus is when he yells, "What's this day of rest bullshit?!" The irony of hearing a character named Jesus saying it just cracks me up.

Don't have to preach to the converted here, lol, I know every line from the movie, big fan of the movie and regular on Lebowski fest here in Louisville Cool Shades
Why Won't God Heal Amputees ? 

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RE: I am Jesus
August 30, 2013 at 2:30 pm
(August 30, 2013 at 1:35 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(August 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: What wtf dude, why dont u heal amputees

Because I am more interested in the performing arts and helping famous actors win awards.

And touchdowns.

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RE: I am Jesus
August 30, 2013 at 2:36 pm
(August 30, 2013 at 1:39 pm)FifthElement Wrote:
(August 30, 2013 at 1:05 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: The funniest scene with the Jesus is when he yells, "What's this day of rest bullshit?!" The irony of hearing a character named Jesus saying it just cracks me up.

Don't have to preach to the converted here, lol, I know every line from the movie, big fan of the movie and regular on Lebowski fest here in Louisville Cool Shades

Are you suggesting you're a bigger fan of this film than I am?!

Kid, I will kick your ass in any Lebowski-related faceoff!! And if Lebowski Fest came to NY every year, I'd go every year. You're just lucky you live in Louieville. Wink Shades
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RE: I am Jesus
August 31, 2013 at 6:20 am
(August 30, 2013 at 2:36 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: Are you suggesting you're a bigger fan of this film than I am?!

Kid, I will kick your ass in any Lebowski-related faceoff!! And if Lebowski Fest came to NY every year, I'd go every year. You're just lucky you live in Louieville. Wink Shades

Here is back of my car, dude :

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RE: I am Jesus
September 2, 2013 at 5:35 pm
I really wish I could photoshop and do something to that pic.
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