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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 4:45 pm
Quote:How can you be such an angry young man
When your future looks quite bright to me
How can there be such a sinister plan
That could hide such a lamb, such a caring young man
You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it
Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it
Yeah that sure sounds like convincing someone to commit suicide to me.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 5:02 pm
(September 4, 2013 at 4:45 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Quote:How can you be such an angry young man
When your future looks quite bright to me
How can there be such a sinister plan
That could hide such a lamb, such a caring young man
You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it
Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it
Yeah that sure sounds like convincing someone to commit suicide to me.
They should spend more time monitoring Christian pop/rock. The little I've heard had me contemplating extreme measures to make the pain stop. Friends had to take away my belt and shoelaces.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 5:27 pm
(September 4, 2013 at 4:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (September 4, 2013 at 4:14 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Damn! I wonder if it was because the River Styx came about as a pagan belief, or because Mr. Roboto was feared to be a Shinto Kami?
Heh...Styx. WTH?
The former. That and a complete misunderstanding about the song "Fooling Yourself (the Angry Young Man)" (word in the church world was that it was Satan urging kids to kill themselves).
You can't make this shit up.
Wow!!!! Styx being misunderstood??? I did not think that was possible. I wonder how long it will take to say that Simon and Garfunkel were possessed by satan? 
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 6:22 pm
(September 4, 2013 at 4:45 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
Yeah that sure sounds like convincing someone to commit suicide to me.
This is how they read it:
Quote:How can you be such an angry young man
When your future looks quite bright to me
How can there be such a sinister plan
That could hide such a lamb, such a caring young man
You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself if you don't believe it
Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 6:45 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2013 at 6:47 pm by Angrboda.)
(September 4, 2013 at 3:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: My ex-wife's grandmother had some very nasty things to say about Styx.
Styx.
I shit you not.
"If we were going to put something Satanic in our songs, we would have put it so it was in the song forward. Not so you would have to buy some $400 tape recorder to hear it."
— James Young of Styx, commenting on accusations that the band had put back-masked messages in the song "Snowblind"
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 9:46 pm
Find the cure for Fundementia!
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 9:47 pm
(September 4, 2013 at 6:45 pm)apophenia Wrote: (September 4, 2013 at 3:50 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: My ex-wife's grandmother had some very nasty things to say about Styx.
Styx.
I shit you not.
"If we were going to put something Satanic in our songs, we would have put it so it was in the song forward. Not so you would have to buy some $400 tape recorder to hear it."
— James Young of Styx, commenting on accusations that the band had put back-masked messages in the song "Snowblind"
Reminds me of that john todd guy that started the whole rock and roll is satanic bit in the early 70's.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 10:57 pm
(September 4, 2013 at 9:46 pm)Brakeman Wrote: This:
http://www.amazon.com/Helping-The-Retard...cr_pr_pb_t
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It's a shame we can't make this shit up.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 4, 2013 at 11:17 pm
(September 4, 2013 at 9:46 pm)Brakeman Wrote: This:
http://www.amazon.com/Helping-The-Retard...cr_pr_pb_t
Quote:169 of 187 people found the following review helpful
Very helpful but only for retards!
By Kyria Abrahams on November 16, 2012
Format: Hardcover
Unfortunately, I purchased this product with the intent of teaching an able-bodied child about our Lord and Savior. Guess how well that went? Well, shortly after our second bible study, the child began to behave strangely. He requested pudding, and I gave it to him. He walked into a wall and dropped the pudding. I think we all know what transpired. Yes, the child came to know God, but the child is now retarded. I accept full responsibility for my mistake and I have prayed for the Lord's unlimited forgiveness. I have given this book five stars with the caveat that it should only be used for retards. May the infinite blessings of our white Christian Lord and Savior be with you and with your white families.
That was the most helpful reveiw. I'm not sure if they were trolling or if I should cry.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
September 5, 2013 at 10:03 am
That review is pretty fucking awesome.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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