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Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 5:23 pm
I am calculating the trajectory of jesus's ascent, any helpful information can be posted here . now yes he obviously was not the son of god.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 5:26 pm
What?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2013 at 5:42 pm by Minimalist.)
Load him up and let's see.
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 5:48 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 5:23 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I am calculating the trajectory of jesus's ascent, any helpful information can be posted here . now yes he obviously was not the son of god.
If he launched from anywhere near Jerusalem
he'd have taken off from...
31.7833° N, 35.2167° E
I guess that'd head him straight
for the right hand of the father.
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 6:57 pm
Okay I have the numbers and will post once I check them with a calculator. However I can not find the constellation over head in may of 27 ad
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 7:00 pm
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2013 at 7:03 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(September 11, 2013 at 5:23 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I am calculating the trajectory of jesus's ascent, any helpful information can be posted here . now yes he obviously was not the son of god.
I think he decomposed and wafted up as a cloud of ill smelling vapor following a fickle wind driven trajectory.
(September 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Load him up and let's see.
Won't even make a lsting stain on the walls of Jerusalem.
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 7:02 pm
If you can extrapolate data from a scale model...just measure a turd rolling down the pant leg of a faithful congregant during a sermon on Revelations.
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 7:11 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 7:00 pm)Chuck Wrote: (September 11, 2013 at 5:23 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I am calculating the trajectory of jesus's ascent, any helpful information can be posted here . now yes he obviously was not the son of god.
I think he decomposed and wafted up as a cloud of ill smelling vapor following a fickle wind driven trajectory.
(September 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Load him up
and let's see.
Won't even make a lsting stain on the walls of Jerusalem. I know but I want to demonstrate how retard the whole thing os
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 9:09 pm
These are preliminary result based on a 10 kph rate of travel.
They are based on the dates in Matthew as well.
good ole jesus would have traveled 962474200km in the direction of the big dipper
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 11, 2013 at 9:25 pm
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2013 at 9:26 pm by Cyberman.)
Did you factor in that JC would presumably have to launch at a pitch angle of around 50° and in an easterly direction, to gain momentum from the Earth's rotation? Then after climbing to about 30km, leaving the dense part of the atmosphere, he'd have had to pitch down to 20° so as to gain tangential velocity. Though this isn't the only way to achieve escape velocity, it is just about the most fuel-efficient.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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