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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 2, 2013 at 11:33 am
'kin why?!?!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 2, 2013 at 11:34 am
Because it was there!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 2, 2013 at 11:43 am
If anyone's interested:
-takes ghost pepper
-and eats it! (only in the right side of my mouth, I am NOT sacrificing my entire mouth)
-instant hiccups after I ingest it
-right side of my face starts to burn
-my right eye starts to tear up
-runs downstairs for the fridge (milk, not water)
-frantically grabs the carton of skim milk
-while crying on 1 side of my face, pours milk all over face, and down my shirt (meant to drink it)
-hiccups stop
-milk running low, runs upstairs
-starts to rinse off tongue in sink (most of the capsaican is deactivated by now)
-still hot, starts to scratch tongue
-pain overwhelms the burn, sadistic relief
-fills mouth with cold water, goes to rest in bedroom
-an unstoppable cough arrives, I splooge the water all over my rug
-relief
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 2, 2013 at 12:22 pm
Garlic butter flavored tilapia filets with jalapeno mustard and cola. Cheap fare, but good.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 2, 2013 at 1:05 pm
I eat my calzones with a fork and knife. I cut out the top and eat it and then eat the contents like it's in a bowl. Then I eat the "bowl".
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm
You just reminded of an old joke, about a jaded married couple sitting morosely at the dinner table. "Pass me the fork an' knife," he growls. "Get it your forkan' self," she snaps back.
Back to the food porn.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 2, 2013 at 1:48 pm
Listening to Phantogram on YouTube.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan