Watching news and reading journal articles that I've got behind on.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
What's everyone up to right now?
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Watching news and reading journal articles that I've got behind on.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Adding more playlists to my Spotify.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (May 27, 2024 at 5:01 pm)Jackalope Wrote:And pig shit. I was driving with a buddy when I was in the Navy, going to visit his parents (we were in "A" school a few hundred miles away). It was April and the spring thaw was upon us. As I was driving along, the stench got thicker and thicker. Finally, I asked what the hell that stench was, and was told, "That's money you're smelling!" Fuuuuuck.(May 27, 2024 at 4:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Everything I know about Iowa, I learned from Dave Barry’s Only Travel Guide You’ll Ever Need:
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(May 27, 2024 at 7:58 pm)Fireball Wrote:(May 27, 2024 at 5:01 pm)Jackalope Wrote: All I know about Iowa I learned from driving across it. As far as I can tell, the entire state is made entirely of corn and soy.And pig shit. I was driving with a buddy when I was in the Navy, going to visit his parents (we were in "A" school a few hundred miles away). It was April and the spring thaw was upon us. As I was driving along, the stench got thicker and thicker. Finally, I asked what the hell that stench was, and was told, "That's money you're smelling!" Fuuuuuck. I don't think I've smelled anything worse, tbh. (May 27, 2024 at 8:43 pm)Jackalope Wrote:(May 27, 2024 at 7:58 pm)Fireball Wrote: And pig shit. I was driving with a buddy when I was in the Navy, going to visit his parents (we were in "A" school a few hundred miles away). It was April and the spring thaw was upon us. As I was driving along, the stench got thicker and thicker. Finally, I asked what the hell that stench was, and was told, "That's money you're smelling!" Fuuuuuck. Visit more nursing homes. ![]()
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (May 27, 2024 at 8:44 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:(May 27, 2024 at 8:43 pm)Jackalope Wrote: I don't think I've smelled anything worse, tbh. Nope. Go to Iowa when the pig shit thaws. Stale, weeks-old constipated turds off the elderly have nothing on that stench. I've experienced both. Pigs win it, hands-down.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(May 27, 2024 at 9:48 pm)Fireball Wrote:(May 27, 2024 at 8:44 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: Visit more nursing homes. Iowans call the aroma of pig farms the smell of money.
I'm your huckleberry.
(May 27, 2024 at 9:58 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(May 27, 2024 at 9:48 pm)Fireball Wrote: Nope. Go to Iowa when the pig shit thaws. Stale, weeks-old constipated turds off the elderly have nothing on that stench. I've experienced both. Pigs win it, hands-down. TIL money smells like shit |
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