What if?

[Simsim]

You have described heaven in that OP.

Wait...there is beer around still, yes?

Yes. Even when you turn on a tap it pours beer. Live your life!

[Tartarus Sauce]

Suicide, life would be too boring for me without any other organisms to share my existence with.

[Brian37]

What if A Victoria Secret's Catalog girl came up to me now and said " Brian I want to give you a blow job?

You'd probably wake up in an alley with a dog sniffing your crotch.

No, every day I wake up to a cat at between 4:45 and 5:30 am meowing for his breakfast, yea, pussy, sure, but not the same thing.

[Jackalope]

You have described heaven in that OP.

Wait...there is beer around still, yes?

If there are plants, yeast, and water, beer is not far behind.

[Walking Void]

I would begin asexual reproduction.

[Something completely different]

"if"



I am pritty certain that anyone who would find himself in this situation would sooner or later go mad and start talking with imaginary friends, eat plastic, pull out their own teeth and decorate their genitals with those.

[Walking Void]

Holy fuck that sounds hardcore, Germans.

[Silver]

I am anti-social, so I would have no problem with living alone.

[Captain Colostomy]

"if"



I am pritty certain that anyone who would find himself in this situation would sooner or later go mad and start talking with imaginary friends, eat plastic, pull out their own teeth and decorate their genitals with those.

So? Compared to the rest of the population, you'd be the norm.

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You have described heaven in that OP.

Wait...there is beer around still, yes?

If there are plants, yeast, and water, beer is not far behind.

I'm a con-a-sewer, not a brewer.

[Jackalope]

"if"



I am pritty certain that anyone who would find himself in this situation would sooner or later go mad and start talking with imaginary friends, eat plastic, pull out their own teeth and decorate their genitals with those.

What do you mean, "start"?