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RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 8:17 pm
(September 17, 2013 at 7:22 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: You have described heaven in that OP.

Wait...there is beer around still, yes?

Yes. Even when you turn on a tap it pours beer. Live your life!
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#12
RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 8:18 pm
Suicide, life would be too boring for me without any other organisms to share my existence with.
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#13
RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 8:24 pm
(September 17, 2013 at 7:43 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote:
(September 17, 2013 at 7:37 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What if A Victoria Secret's Catalog girl came up to me now and said " Brian I want to give you a blow job?

You'd probably wake up in an alley with a dog sniffing your crotch.
No, every day I wake up to a cat at between 4:45 and 5:30 am meowing for his breakfast, yea, pussy, sure, but not the same thing.
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RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 8:33 pm
(September 17, 2013 at 7:22 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: You have described heaven in that OP.

Wait...there is beer around still, yes?

If there are plants, yeast, and water, beer is not far behind.
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#15
RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 8:58 pm
I would begin asexual reproduction.
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#16
RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 9:01 pm
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I am pritty certain that anyone who would find himself in this situation would sooner or later go mad and start talking with imaginary friends, eat plastic, pull out their own teeth and decorate their genitals with those.
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#17
RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 9:07 pm
Holy fuck that sounds hardcore, Germans.
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#18
RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 9:52 pm
I am anti-social, so I would have no problem with living alone.
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RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 9:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 17, 2013 at 9:54 pm by Captain Colostomy.)
(September 17, 2013 at 9:01 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: "if"



I am pritty certain that anyone who would find himself in this situation would sooner or later go mad and start talking with imaginary friends, eat plastic, pull out their own teeth and decorate their genitals with those.

So? Compared to the rest of the population, you'd be the norm.
(September 17, 2013 at 8:33 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 17, 2013 at 7:22 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: You have described heaven in that OP.

Wait...there is beer around still, yes?

If there are plants, yeast, and water, beer is not far behind.

I'm a con-a-sewer, not a brewer.
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#20
RE: What if?
September 17, 2013 at 10:23 pm
(September 17, 2013 at 9:01 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: "if"



I am pritty certain that anyone who would find himself in this situation would sooner or later go mad and start talking with imaginary friends, eat plastic, pull out their own teeth and decorate their genitals with those.

What do you mean, "start"?
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