Omniscience cure all

[max-greece]

Are you all powerful, omniscient and supposedly loving but prone to fits of rage?
Are there days when you just want to drown everyone?

Do you get depressed? Can't get up on a Sunday? Have good days (when you can knock up 10^23 stars in a single day) and bad days (when a single lousy planet takes you 5 days).

Are you prone to jealousy without reason, or excessive pride or vanity?

Then you need Deity-Vit

The all new tablet just for you. Just take 2 and it will all feel much better (available in suppository form only):

[max-greece]

So no-one though this was funny? Didn't y'all get it?

Ah well never can tell can you.

I was so proud of it too. That'll teach me.

[Doubting Thomas]

Sorry, didn't see it until just now. Yes, amusing.

But what do you have for a bi-polar god?

[Crossless2.0]

max-greece, it's funny but to really nail it you need to append one of those ridiculously long lists of side effects the pharma ads always feature in auctioneer-speed voice overs.

[max-greece]

Oh brilliant idea - bit late now though.

Warning: Taking these tablets may result in acceptance of slavery, sexual inequality, repression of other races, repression of differing sexual and gender orientations, sudden desire to convert others to your belief, anti-Semitism, a penchant for choir boys bottoms and a deeply held belief that a Jewish guy died on a cross 2000 years ago so you could continue to fuck your secretary behind your wife's back, guilt free.

[freedomfromforum]