Tea party = The 'Kamikaze Party'

[Anomalocaris]

On a good day, the kamikaze takes just his enemy with him. On a bad day, the kamikaze turns into a solitary stain on the ocean floor. A kamikaze never hopes to live and never aims to take out anyone other than his enemy.

Republicans, on the other hands, aim to kill any that will die and fully expect to survive to gloat about it.

[Doubting Thomas]

Basicaly it is when at the end of a long party that lasted over a long amount of time no alcohol is left, every glass, can and bottle is collected and the leftover at the bottom is poured into one big bottle or canister.

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.

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At least over here the Rethuglicans are getting more of the blame for the shutdown: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-5760...olls-show/

Whether or not the voting public will remember this at election time is anyone's guess.

[Anomalocaris]

I mean, during your last president you managed to let us "The Germans" look like the good guys when we rejected to be part of the Iraq mess.

Yeah. About that.

German destroyer FSG Lutjens saluting the American destroyer USS Winston Churchill after 9/11 attacks 2001.



Thanks a lot you bloody wankers.

In their defence at that particular moment it might have been premature for the Germans to hang out a banner that said "You've got it coming".

After all, even a country that could breed a bush and a cheney must still be presumed against good judgement to innocent until it had a chance to go overboard to prove itself guilty, guilty, guilty.

[Rahul]

In their defence at that particular moment it might have been premature for the Germans to hang out a banner that said "You've got it coming".

After all, even a country that could breed a bush and a cheney must still be presumed against good judgement to innocent until it had a chance to go overboard to prove itself guilty, guilty, guilty.

Are you saying that 9/11 was deserved?

[Jackalope]

Ok, "Ranz" traslates to "rancid stuff".

Basicaly it is when at the end of a long party that lasted over a long amount of time no alcohol is left, every glass, can and bottle is collected and the leftover at the bottom is poured into one big bottle or canister.

This drink is known to sometimes cause herpes and to sometimes contain drain cleaner.

But it will make you drunk.

Usualy this is consumed by 15 to sometimes 17 year olds who in most cases regret it. I certainly did.

When I was a teenager, we called that concoction "Dragon Piss".

[Zazzy]

Ok, "Ranz" traslates to "rancid stuff".

Basicaly it is when at the end of a long party that lasted over a long amount of time no alcohol is left, every glass, can and bottle is collected and the leftover at the bottom is poured into one big bottle or canister.

This drink is known to sometimes cause herpes and to sometimes contain drain cleaner.

But it will make you drunk.

Usualy this is consumed by 15 to sometimes 17 year olds who in most cases regret it. I certainly did.

We had a version of this in high school we called "trash punch." Everybody brought a bottle of some form of alcohol (usually stolen from parents) and it was all dumped into a plastic trashcan and mixed with koolaid powder. Voila.

I don't remember if it was rancid or not because I don't remember anything after mixing it.

[Minimalist]

Leaving the concept of "deserved" out of it for the moment, how realistic is it to expect that the other guy will never fight back?

[Anomalocaris]

In their defence at that particular moment it might have been premature for the Germans to hang out a banner that said "You've got it coming".

After all, even a country that could breed a bush and a cheney must still be presumed against good judgement to innocent until it had a chance to go overboard to prove itself guilty, guilty, guilty.

Are you saying that 9/11 was deserved?

The country that would respond to 9/11 in the way we did certainly deserved it.

[Captain Colostomy]

Are you saying that 9/11 was deserved?

The country that would respond to 9/11 in the way we did certainly deserved it.

Too far, asshole.

Too far.

[Jackalope]

We had a version of this in high school we called "trash punch." Everybody brought a bottle of some form of alcohol (usually stolen from parents) and it was all dumped into a plastic trashcan and mixed with koolaid powder. Voila.

I don't remember if it was rancid or not because I don't remember anything after mixing it.

I really should consult with my attorney before posting this. Ah, fuck it, I'm sure he'd greenlight it.

On the other hand, if you want something that doesn't taste like pig vomit, try Jungle Juice.

Mix the fruit juice of your choice with sliced citrus fruit of your choice in a picnic cooler. Top up with 191 proof grain alcohol (e.g. Everclear). Collect everyone's car keys and good sense and lose them, permanently if possible.

Serve over ice.


Slightly less insane is the 'Yucca' (this is the camping version of a Kamikaze).

In a gallon 'Sun Tea' jar, add 3 cups of sugar, and several sliced lemons (or limes). Fill with enough ice cubes to leave room for 1/2 gallon of vodka to top it up. What are you waiting for? Top it up! Seal jar, wrap in a towel, and shake for half an hour (pass it around a circle of friends). Don't even think of peeking or tasting before the half hour is up. Yucca is all about sore arms and hangovers.

Pass the jar around the circle, drinking directly from the spout. Warning: this stuff is far more intoxicating that it tastes.


My attorney is making me say that you shouldn't actually try to make these concoctions - but he's just a wuss.