Travel Complaints

[LastPoet]

You are missing the nipple!!!! I mean, the point!

[freedomfromforum]

There's at least two nude beaches within twenty miles of where I'm at (in the USA) right now.

I'm about thirty miles from the closest nude beach here in Ca.

The best complaint I ever overheard a traveler make was in the form of a question.

(said to a hotel clerk) "And why, may I ask, do you NOT have tomorrow's newspaper?" I actually laughed out loud.

[zebo-the-fat]

#7: What could be more relaxing than laying at the beach looking at some boobies?

What's wrong with Boobies?


Blue Footed Boobies.

[Doubting Thomas]

You should read notalwaysright.com if you want to read some real customer stupidity.

[Jackalope]

Not so much a complaint, as an observation of stupid.

Perhaps 15 years ago, Myself and the rest of my travel group took a voluntary bump off a flight to Puertto Vallarta at SFO (free ticket, woot!).

As the cabin door is being closed, two yuppie douchebags and their significant others stroll up to the gate counter, where they are told that they checking in too late, their seats have been given to other passengers, and the aircraft is being prepared for departure.

Douchebag #1 says to douchebag #2 (and companions), "We're going to be on that flight.". Airline employee says "I can get you on the standby list for a later flight."

The douchebag continues to insist that he WILL be getting onboard, even as the aircraft is pulling away from the jetway.

I'm barely suppressing my laughter as he keeps arguing with her as "his" flight takes off.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I used to be a pub musician in NI, and we got quite a lot of tourist trade, primarily Americans. Never ending complaints about Irish food, Irish weather, Irish beer, Irish hotels. One night, the on-duty barman had enough and told one particularly obnoxious patron, 'Just what did you expect when you booked a holiday in Ireland, you sad, ignorant cunt?'

The man and his party left in a huff, the barman got a round of applause, and the rest of the evening was uneventful and very, very pleasant.

Boru

[Doubting Thomas]

As far as nude beaches go, the reason we don't have many of them here is because of the belief that if people see boobies then our entire society will collapse.

[Minimalist]

Sounds like a great way to keep the muslims away!

[Fidel_Castronaut]

After reading through some of the posts by some of the resident theists in recent weeks, these complaints don't seem so unreasonable.

[Heir Apparent]

Nora told me that at her job she was once asked by an American tourist where the Eifel tower is........... in London.

The sad thing is I would totally expect that of any number of people I deal with on a daily basis.

You know the types, the ones who can't point out where the US is on a map, and the same ones who make me embarrassed to admit I live in the same country as they when there are people from other nations present.