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Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 8:52 am
“Whilst we are generally lenient with insulting language / rudeness in other forums, this kind of behaviour is explicitly disallowed in the Introductions forum. Please welcome new members to the community in a nice manner…”
I waive that right. Bring it on!
Hi all.
I never know what to say about myself on these dating sites but I’ll give it a go:
I am a spammer... at least, according to the registration process. That’s a tough reputation to live up to but I will do my best.
Therefore, immediate thanks go to Minimalist and Tiberius for helping me get on board. It is appreciated, sirs.
I’m currently in a hotel in Hong Kong and I’m enjoying the irony of this:
Oops! Google Chrome could not find www .google.com
Awesome.
I’m British by birth so you won’t find me using words like “awesome” and I spell e.g. colour, correctly. What else?
Debonair, erudite, iridescent, pedantic, recalcitrant, indolent, insouciant, sybarite, saturnine, neurasthenic, tergiversatory, orotund and hubristic ... I can spell these words too.
Re. Religion…
I was 10 years old or younger, kneeling in a pew, and thought to myself… “what would happen if I broke the rules and opened my eyes?”. Oddly, nothing happened. My eyes were opened.
I realised that while praying, I was talking to myself.
This meant that either:
a) no one was listening or
b) I am god.
I chose a) … although I often behave in a b) kinda way.
If I become too b)-like while in your presence, please feel free to tell me so.
Cheers
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 8:57 am
Hiya and welcome to AF! ^_^
So, how do you know Min and Tibs? 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 9:02 am
 errr 
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 9:05 am
Wait, this is a dating site?
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 9:13 am
(October 16, 2013 at 9:05 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Wait, this is a dating site?
*kissyface*
"How you doin?"
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 9:16 am
(This post was last modified: October 16, 2013 at 9:18 am by max-greece.)
Gotta say I was expecting:
"I was 10 years old or younger, kneeling in a pew, and thought to myself… “what would happen if I .......just stopped sucking?"
Welcome.
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 9:35 am
(October 16, 2013 at 8:57 am)Kayenneh Wrote: ...
Min and Tibs
That sounds like it should be a 70's buddy-cop series or a children's cartoon...
I'm seeing Min as a lovable but accident-prone mouse and Tibs as a fluffy little kitten.
Hilarious antics ensue.  hock:
I know 'Min' from another forum and he asked 'Tibs' to assist. I don't know Tibs but will, from now on, see him as an adorable kitten.
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 9:36 am
(October 16, 2013 at 9:35 am)DLJ Wrote: (October 16, 2013 at 8:57 am)Kayenneh Wrote: ...
Min and Tibs
That sounds like it should be a 70's buddy-cop series or a children's cartoon...
I'm seeing Min as a lovable but accident-prone mouse and Tibs as a fluffy little kitten.
Hilarious antics ensue. hock:
I know 'Min' from another forum and he asked 'Tibs' to assist. I don't know Tibs but will, from now on, see him as an adorable kitten.
You're not long for this world are you?
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 10:45 am
(October 16, 2013 at 8:57 am)Kayenneh Wrote: So, how do you know Min and Tibs?
He's probably a referee. :p
Welcome to the forums.
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RE: Me, me, me. It's all about me!
October 16, 2013 at 11:04 am
I don't think I like you but some of the people here that don't like me might like you.
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