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RE: Laughable
(October 16, 2013 at 10:02 pm)Cinjin Wrote: It is also known that Jesus enjoyed gay sex.





What?! They don't offer any proof. I say there's more evidence that jesus was a homosexual than there is that he was an earthbound deity.

Well actually
Then Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, which is he that betrayeth thee?
John 21:20
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Laughable
(October 16, 2013 at 9:41 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: Does Peter's peter smell like peter, or Peter, or Peter's peter. Peter, wood, junk, dong, funstick, cock, balltopper, dick, boner, meat, asspacker, gobblestick, moneypole... I could go on and on. But, I digress.

I've often thought of sitting down and writing out all the euphemisms ever made up for the human penis, but I realized I didn't have that much time.

Then compare that with a list of euphemisms for the human vagina.

(October 16, 2013 at 10:02 pm)Cinjin Wrote: It is also known that Jesus enjoyed gay sex.

God certainly does. Any time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex. And if you see a double rainbow, God is having a gay threeway.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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