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Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.

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Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 6, 2013 at 2:32 pm
A true scotsman.
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 6, 2013 at 2:38 pm
(November 6, 2013 at 2:32 pm)Walking Void Wrote: A true scotsman.

You'll have had your tea..?

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 6, 2013 at 3:16 pm
This is definitely the best description of religion I've ever seen:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 6, 2013 at 3:55 pm
(November 4, 2013 at 11:13 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Prolapsed assholes

Ohh, the images...

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RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 6, 2013 at 5:51 pm
The pen is RRrr--pphll....THE PEN IS RAHH-ha ha ha....

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