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You won.
#1
You won.
Another comment on a thread made me think of this.

At work, when my boss sees I'm having a bad day, she says, "Cheer up. You're the sperm that won."
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#2
RE: You won.
Dude! You should sue for biological harassment!
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#3
RE: You won.
I'm just happy I was the fastest sperm that night.



Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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