Missionaries

[Max_Kolbe]

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/...utrageous/

I'm just posting this because I found the cartoon funny.

[Captain Colostomy]

There are two cartoons.

Just sayin'.

[Minimalist]

A Catholic Priest was about to leave His Mission in the jungles where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The Priest really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "He riding My bike."

[Doubting Thomas]

I thought I posted this joke here before but couldn't find it using the search function, so here goes again.

A Christian missionary was speaking to the crowd in a remote South American village.
"God is the creator of the universe and created everything in just six days!"
"Huzzunga!" some members in the crowd shouted.
Seeing how excited the villagers seemed to be, the missionary continued. "We are all sinners because the first two humans, Adam & Eve, were tricked by Satan disguised as a talking snake and convinced them to eat from the tree of knowledge."
"Huzzunga!" the crowd shouted.
"God sent his only son to die for all our sins so that we may be saved from the fires of Hell."
"Huzzunga! Huzzunga!" went the crowd.
"And God sent me here because he loves you and wants you to be saved as well."
"Huzzunga! Huzzunga! Huzzunga!" the crowd chanted.

After speaking to the villagers, the chief was showing the missionary the villages prized bull. "All our best cattle came from this bull," said the chief.
"May I get a little closer to see it?" the missionary asked.
"Yes you may," said the chief, "but don't step in the huzzunga."

[Cinjin]

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/...utrageous/

I'm just posting this because I found the cartoon funny.

Mildly humorous I spose. Certainly not worthy of an entire thread dedicated to it.