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Theoretical Church of Niru
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Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 7:34 pm
Simple idea: a church that examines christian beliefs with humor. I need help making the church of niru's holy book, however, simply called ¨book¨. The idea is to prove a point by turning the bible into either a comedy (making very silly claims that parody claims of the bible), or saying the exact opposite of what individual verse says. ie. leviticus 20:13 becomes ¨thou shalt be gay¨. the idea is to prove the point that the bible and ¨book¨ would be of equal truth.
I propose a collaboration to create a bible, in which one person works on each book. Anybody in?
¨I contend that we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.¨
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 8:05 pm
Quote:Simple idea: a church that examines christian beliefs with humor.

I could be the fucking pope of that one!
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 8:19 pm (This post was last modified: November 9, 2013 at 8:50 pm by Owlix.)
How about,
When Niru created life, it was the End.
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 8:37 pm
(November 9, 2013 at 8:19 pm)Owlix Wrote: How about,
When God created life, it was the End.

*Niru
You're right on the mark.
Also, the goal here is to write the Book. If enough people here would like to help, claim a book or two, and the collaboration can start.
And yes, minimalist, you can be the pope.
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Curious, why is he called niru?

I feel like I need to know this deity to truly make up it's story....
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 8:58 pm
(November 9, 2013 at 8:51 pm)Owlix Wrote: Curious, why is he called niru?

I feel like I need to know this deity to truly make up it's story....

He's called Niru because Nirudidit.
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 9:01 pm
I'm in! Now I'll just wait for Niru Himself (Herself? Itself?) to divinely inspire me!

Oh, wait...
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 9:06 pm
The new Jesus is a gay mexican barber named Juan.
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 9, 2013 at 9:34 pm
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I do not know enough about the bible, but maybe these will help get some creative juices flowing for others.


A beautiful rich politician is seduced and impregnated by Archer, but there's too much negative effects to be gained by an abortion and so she has to lie to the media and everyone she knows and say she was raped by a dolphin.

The dolphin couldn't be reached for questioning.
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RE: Theoretical Church of Niru
November 10, 2013 at 12:11 am (This post was last modified: November 10, 2013 at 12:14 am by ChildOfReason.)
(November 9, 2013 at 9:34 pm)Owlix Wrote: I do not know enough about the bible, but maybe these will help get some creative juices flowing for others.


A beautiful rich politician is seduced and impregnated by Archer, but there's too much negative effects to be gained by an abortion and so she has to lie to the media and everyone she knows and say she was raped by a dolphin.

The dolphin couldn't be reached for questioning.

Thank you, my sister in Juan. Also, be gay. Always be gay.
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