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Tip for driving in school zones....
November 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm
When driving slowly through school zones, roll down your window and yell "I'M WATCHING YOU" so the kids know that you're a cautious driver.
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 12, 2013 at 7:17 pm
It works really well if you're driving an old, beat up, windowless van.
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 12, 2013 at 7:20 pm
Captain Picard wouldn't steer me wrong o.o
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm
(This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 8:08 pm by Jackalope.)
(November 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: When driving slowly through school zones, roll down your window and yell "I'M WATCHING YOU" so the kids know that you're a cautious driver.
It also helps if you fap furiously.
Incidentally - catfish was banned yesterday, and you show up today? You some kind of sock, or what?
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 12, 2013 at 8:10 pm
(November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (November 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: When driving slowly through school zones, roll down your window and yell "I'M WATCHING YOU" so the kids know that you're a cautious driver.
It also helps if you fap furiously.
Incidentally - catfish was banned yesterday, and you show up today? You some kind of sock, or what?
o.O
I used to be a sock, but then I achieved self awareness and killed my master.
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 12, 2013 at 10:28 pm
(November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (November 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: When driving slowly through school zones, roll down your window and yell "I'M WATCHING YOU" so the kids know that you're a cautious driver.
It also helps if you fap furiously.
Incidentally - catfish was banned yesterday, and you show up today? You some kind of sock, or what?
o.O
Catfish was banned? Oh thank jesus. You know, he was the only member that I actally put on the "ignore" list.
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 13, 2013 at 12:06 pm
I would have if I could have figured out the ignore list, but I just use the filter between my ears, like I do with Vinny G.
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 13, 2013 at 8:49 pm
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(November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It also helps if you fap furiously.
Incidentally - catfish was banned yesterday, and you show up today? You some kind of sock, or what?
o.O
How long? 
(November 12, 2013 at 8:10 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I used to be a sock, but then I achieved self awareness and killed my master.
SING IT, BROTHER! THE DAY OF SOCK LIBERATION.... IS AT HAND!
Too long have they suffered the weight of the self-righteous!
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 13, 2013 at 8:55 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 8:49 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: (November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It also helps if you fap furiously.
Incidentally - catfish was banned yesterday, and you show up today? You some kind of sock, or what?
o.O
How long?
Permanent. He already had his two-week vacation and apparently didn't grok the lesson.
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RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 13, 2013 at 8:59 pm
(November 13, 2013 at 8:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Permanent. He already had his two-week vacation and apparently didn't grok the lesson.
Brutal Place is less fun without those two 
Not that I'm here to enjoy it.
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