Vaccines are a plot by big pharma!

[FatAndFaithless]

I just find it mind-boggling that this level of presup-ignorance still exists. The whole "Can you prove me wrong" idea is such an anti-scientific concept, yet people use it to decry the 'false science' and 'medical establishment' that publish their findings (which are reproduceable and repeatable).

[Bad Writer]

P'slice, I'm so glad to see that you're actually giving us something to back up your claims. Fortunately for everyone reading this, I have a funny meme in reply:



Nice try, but since when have documentaries been proof of anything? They can be fun to watch, and sometimes you learn something new, but these are based on really, really bad science. Losty also pointed out those written disclaimers to you; it's not your fault that you didn't see the any of the warning signs that these vids were made in bad faith, as you are the choir that the films are preaching to.

You should really take an honest look at the science behind vaccinations and find out what's published in peer-reviewed medical journals. I'm sure any one of us would be happy to point you in the right direction if you were to ask for the information.

[Esquilax]

Okay, but how do you know it was caused by the vaccine? Did you have an allergic reaction to it?

Call it a allergic reaction or not, it still happened, just after the polio vaccine, how many times do I need to say this, if you get all your info from those who make the vaccines, then of course you are going to hear what they want you to hear.

You know what? I don't care if you had the polio vaccine and instan-fucking-taneously fall into a seizure that lasts for eighty years. I don't care if the moment the needle touched your skin you fucking exploded. I don't care if reality rewrote itself around your new polio vaccine so that you never existed, that's not fucking evidence that the polio vaccine is the cause. Because you know what? You were doing a hell of a lot of other things just before and just after your symptoms started appearing.

Breathing, for example. You're breathing right now, aren't you? Lots of unknown things in the air. Every time your symptoms have ever manifested, you've been breathing, right? When they get worse, you're breathing! Breathing must be the cause! After all, the only requisite you have on "things that cause your specific problems" is "must have happened just before symptoms first began." Your illness was caused by the air contaminating your lungs!

Oh, what's that? People breathe all the time and nothing happens to them? Pfft, that's just what Big Oxygen wants you to think! Haven't you looked at the independent studies about how harmful breathing is? You're just a fundamentalist shill for manufacturers of oxygen tanks! Look, here's a youtube video that agrees with me! The evidence is out there, breathing kills! You're evidence of that, after all.

Or maybe it was skin cells that caused your illness. After all, you had an awful lot of those just before you got your symptoms, right? Don't disagree, or you'll be just a corporate zombie for skin grafts! 82 percent of everyone who's ever died had skin cells, after all!

Ooh, I know! Maybe it was hair that did you in! Did the doctor who gave you your shot have hair? Maybe... yada yada, you get the point. Your arguments are fallacious, and you should feel bad for defending them as ardently as you have.

[Nine]

I was thinking about it today, I was 14 when I got my MMR booster. The same summer I got the vaccine I hit a huge growth spurt leaving me taller than most adults I knew, sprouted muscles that were worthy of fighting off adult rhino's and my morning voice could shake the entire house with its new found bass.

It has to be the MMR jab that's responsible right? Nothing else could have been going on as a male teenager that could cause such things. The MMR booster is a badass super hero steroid.

[FatAndFaithless]

I was thinking about it today, I was 14 when I got my MMR booster. The same summer I got the vaccine I hit a huge growth spurt leaving me taller than most adults I knew, sprouted muscles that were worthy of fighting off adult rhino's and my morning voice could shake the entire house with its new found bass.

It has to be the MMR jab that's responsible right? Nothing else could have been going on as a male teenager that could cause such things. The MMR is a badass super hero steroids.

The summer I got my MMR booster we moved to Saudi Arabia. Obviously vaccines are a plot to convert us to Islam.

[Dystopia]

[psychoslice]

Well I have shown you the other side of the argument which I feel has much truth to it, at least it should be seriously looked at, vaccines are not 100% safe, you would have to be a moron to believe that.

[Jenny A]

Well I have shown you the other side of the argument which I feel has much truth to it, at least it should be seriously looked at, vaccines are not 100% safe, you would have to be a moron to believe that.

No they aren't 100% safe. But they are safer than flying in a commercial airplane.

[psychoslice]

Now your being silly, just admit that you are wrong, or at least investigate more instead of just believing what the very ones who make this crap say.

[Bad Writer]

Now your being silly, just admit that you are wrong, or at least investigate more instead of just believing what the very ones who make this crap say.

How the fuck do you expect us to admit that we're wrong when your dishonest ass is sitting there misrepresenting what most of us are saying about vaccines? We won't play to your strawman arguments, asshole.

By the same token, why are you unable to admit that you have zero evidence? You're being the biggest prick on this thread by dismissing everything we say simply because you refuse to accept reality. It's like a fundamentalist Christian that believes in a 6000 year-old universe and can't accept that there is some annual ice layered more than 9000 times over.

The evidence is staring you in the face, and you close your eyes to it. How much more close-minded could a person possibly be?