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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - Live:



Emotions are a weaknes, used to control you. Remove them.
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(12th June 2017, 03:47)pocaracas Wrote: [Image: 18920552_1869762926595299_73352764987833...e=59DCF80A]

Same artist who draws Looking for Group?
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(12th June 2017, 17:03)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(12th June 2017, 03:47)pocaracas Wrote:


Same artist who draws Looking for Group?

Looking for Group has 5 artists:
- Sohmer
- Lar
- Ed
- Hawk
- Ryan Dunlavey

This is from Least I could Do, by Sohmer.
So yeah... the guy is in both places.
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May have posted this before, but sod it; it ought to be mandatory anyway. It's the antelope to panel pins antidote to panel games itself, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - live on stage in 2008. Sadly, the irreplaceable and irrepressible Humphrey Lyttelton - from an aristocratic family in the truest sense and a descendant of the Humphrey Lyttelton who was executed for his part in the Gunpowder Plot - died just nineteen days after this recording.



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INDIANAPOLIS—Saying they were left with no other choice given the imminent peril of the situation, World Wrestling Entertainment officials confirmed they were forced to kill one of their own stars Friday when a 7-year-old boy wandered into the steel cage enclosure of an aggressive wrestler.
Beloved two-time WWE champion Big Show was reportedly shot dead after the emergency response team at the Indiana Farmers Coliseum made a split-second decision to take out the nearly 400-pound dominant male wrestler, who is said to have appeared aggravated and hostile, causing those present to fear for the small child’s safety.

“Last night, after determining he posed a clear threat to a young boy who had entered the steel cage, we chose to end the life of one of our wrestlers,” said WWE spokesperson Chris Bellitti, who added that the security guards who opened fire had followed protocol, assessing the body language and vocalizations of the 45-year-old wrestler to evaluate the danger he presented. “It is a tragedy anytime something like this happens, but luckily we can say a child is alive today thanks to the swift and appropriate measures taken by our WWE staff.”
“While lethal force is always a last resort, the reality is that we were dealing with a very large adult—one of our strongest males,” Bellitti continued. “A tranquilizer could have taken five, even 10, minutes to bring down a wrestler that size, and it likely would have made him even angrier in the meantime. We simply couldn’t risk waiting any longer to act.”
Though a popular attraction for WWE since his arrival in 1999, the 7-foot, 383-pound Big Show reportedly angered easily and had a history of violent outbursts, often acting belligerently toward other wrestlers to intimidate them and, at times, even confronting officials who entered the ring with him. The wrestler is known to have exhibited erratic behavior on numerous occasions, including several altercations in which individuals required medical attention.
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