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Qui-Gon Jin (Star Wars)
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Lewis Black for the win.
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This is a Public Service Announcement:
DO NOT take Cialis® if you DO NOT need to! (or warn your lady first) 
Lewis Black is a funny guy. sometimes he has a few duds, but what comedian hasn't had at least one.
I remember one time he made a joke about a time he heard a woman say "If it wasn't for my horse, I'd be in college.". For some reason he couldn't wrap his mind around the thought of a woman not going to college because she has to take care of her horse. He warned the audience not to think about that sentence for more than ten seconds, or we might get an aneurism. It kind of reminds me of a different guy complaining that he can't just turn his computer off whenever he wants. His car doesn't tell him when he can turn it off. Of course I doubt he pulls into his driveway at 55 mph either.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Ah...Lewis
LOVE that guy. One of my favorites.
Even when I was christian, I didn't believe that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time. I guess I just figured that the story of Adam and Eve was the beginning of humanity, and there were things that came before, but stories about dinosaurs wasn't really important for the salvation of the human soul. It's just one of those things you have to do when you face reality. Reality is true, and my Na Naw says the bible is true, so there must be some way to make it fit.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html |
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