I need a volunteer

[Angrboda]

Did you know a puppy's ears are in its legs?

I've run dozens of experiments which involve sawing off the puppy's legs - not always the same puppy - then taking it to the park and shouting "here, boy!" Every single time, without exception, the puppy stays exactly where I put it. Clearly it loses the ability to hear.

By the way, completely unrelated but anyone know where I can get some cheap puppies?

I'm a cheap puppy, and you can have me.

*bowwow*

[Cyberman]

If I whistle, will you come?

[Fidel_Castronaut]

WOO.

"This consciousness has an abstract place in your spinal cord."

WTF does that even mean? What about paraplegics or people who have a damaged spinal column?

You know what? Don't answer. You're so crazy it's bizzare how you've managed to get to however old you are without dying or killing several other people. Has anyone ever listened to you? And if anyone has, do you think they were as brain damaged as you or were they just joking to see how insane you actually are?

Didn't you say you were a nurse or something? Please, I beg you, give it up before you kill someone (assuming you're both a nurse and you haven't killed someone already).

Yeah that's bad news for all the Fmri researchers! All this time they thought it was the brain. Also for all the anaesthetists who all this time were wasting their time doing general anaesthesia when clearly an epidural would knock out the spine, the seat of consciousnes.

Wait, what?!

Sorry, I just realized that in my reply to enrico, I accused him of being brain damaged when we all know it should have been spine damaged.

Please accept my apologies enrico.

[Angrboda]

If I whistle, will you come?

Oh, baby, will I ever.

[Ksa]

I only have to open their own box (in this case their chest cage) and go to inspect their heart to see if love is there or not (concrete evidence).
I promise that i will do this job very professionally and no pain will be felt.
Thanks for your help.

When you fall in love with someone, your extracellular dopamine levels increase. This is translated in a heart rate increase, vasoconstriction, hyper-focusing and many other side effects that are observed with dopamine re-uptake inhibitors.

The calming effect of having someone you love to rely on and belong to is of an opioid type and cannabinoid type. This effect usually follows periods of dopamine driven sexual excitement. Why would you look at the heart, when its merely responding to a change in brain chemistry? And when there's so many other side effects to it.

Ironically, when someone is really in deep love, when taking a lie detector test, the results would come back inconclusive due to heart rate changes lol.

[Angrboda]

I only have to open their own box (in this case their chest cage) and go to inspect their heart to see if love is there or not (concrete evidence).
I promise that i will do this job very professionally and no pain will be felt.
Thanks for your help.

When you fall in love with someone, your extracellular dopamine levels increase. This is translated in a heart rate increase, vasoconstriction, hyper-focusing and many other side effects that are observed with dopamine re-uptake inhibitors.

The calming effect of having someone you love to rely on and belong to is of an opioid type and cannabinoid type. This effect usually follows periods of dopamine driven sexual excitement. Why would you look at the heart, when its merely responding to a change in brain chemistry? And when there's so many other side effects to it.

Ironically, when someone is really in deep love, when taking a lie detector test, the results would come back inconclusive due to heart rate changes lol.

Let's fuck.

[Cyberman]

Well, this thread just got interesting.

[Bob Kelso]

That escalated quickly. O.o

[Angrboda]

That escalated quickly. O.o

It was the hormones and neurotransmitters what did it.

[Bob Kelso]

That would explain it.