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Enoch and the Mayans - Calculating the time of the End of Days

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Enoch and the Mayans - Calculating the time of the End of Days
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RE: Enoch and the Mayans - Calculating the time of the End of Days
December 10, 2013 at 3:18 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2013 at 3:19 pm by StrongWaters.)
(December 10, 2013 at 2:51 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(December 10, 2013 at 8:54 am)StrongWaters Wrote: This gives us the date of 2012.9, or 33 degrees in nautical miles.

LOL... and just yesterday at around 5 miles o'clock I went to the store and bought a 20 minute bag of potatoes which cost me 7 ounces and 26 years.

I have a question for you.

You walk ten miles south, then ten miles west, then ten miles north, and end where you started. You make a triangle of more than 180 degrees. You see a bare. He asks you a question. How far is 33 degrees in non-euclidean geometry?

My question to you is this: What color is the bear?
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December 10, 2013 at 3:28 pm
(December 10, 2013 at 3:18 pm)StrongWaters Wrote: I have a question for you.

You walk ten miles south, then ten miles west, then ten miles north, and end where you started.

No, you end up ten miles west of where you started.

Quote:My question to you is this: What color is the bear?

It depends on if you took the regular acid or the brown acid.
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RE: Enoch and the Mayans - Calculating the time of the End of Days
December 10, 2013 at 8:46 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2013 at 8:48 pm by StrongWaters.)
(December 10, 2013 at 3:28 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(December 10, 2013 at 3:18 pm)StrongWaters Wrote: I have a question for you.

You walk ten miles south, then ten miles west, then ten miles north, and end where you started.

No, you end up ten miles west of where you started.

Quote:My question to you is this: What color is the bear?

It depends on if you took the regular acid or the brown acid.

The answer is white. Starting at the pole, you walk back to your starting point because of the curvature of the Earth. Degrees are nautical miles because of the curve of the earth. You are not walking in a straight line. the only place you could be is the north pole for this to happen.
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RE: Enoch and the Mayans - Calculating the time of the End of Days
December 10, 2013 at 9:36 pm
(December 10, 2013 at 10:32 am)StrongWaters Wrote:
(December 10, 2013 at 9:52 am)Ben Davis Wrote: Seriously SW, until you can provide physical data, there's no reason why anyone should listen to you.

However please let me know if you would like a rational criticism & peer review. I'd be happy to oblige.

By the way, Davis means (Son of David). Ben is Bet Nun, or House of Seed. It's the word Son in Hebrew. You have a unique name.

By the way, if you're a Pisces, you're going to have your first 20 days of December be very organized and stable!
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December 10, 2013 at 9:57 pm
Quote:The Bible makes a promise.

The bible is a metric fuckton of bullshit. What else have you got?
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