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Are you man enough...
December 11, 2013 at 8:41 pm
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...To sate the Jewish prostitutes of Ezekiel Chapter 23? When I read that I was amazed at how those Egyptians could not sate those Jewish prostitutes, I would have loved to give it a try myself, check it out, in Verse 19-20:
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt."
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
So she lusted after that donkey genital...that huge genital that blew a monster load. All those men with donkey penises could not sate those Jewish prostitutes...insatiable bitches! Got un-fucked as soon as they finished fucking! All those men came, they fucked...they fucked...they fucked...and couldn't sate them for shit, with all their donkey dicks and horse "emissions"!
Can a Christian give me the context of that, in case I got it wrong?
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RE: Are you man enough...
December 11, 2013 at 8:57 pm
My grandson is not yet five years old. So far his mother is doing a fine job of sheltering him from the more obnoxious adherents of the good book. (My daughter can best be described as a deist that has a soft spot for baby Jesus, but goes full throttle Daddy Cato when others push their beliefs).
When the time comes that someone wishes to improperly introduce my grandson to the bible, I am sending him back with a twenty questions about the seldom told donkey porn verses.
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RE: Are you man enough...
December 11, 2013 at 9:02 pm
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That is very true, but I wonder if those verses could be used to our advantage when meeting a woman on Christian Mingle site, where we would quote from Song of Solomon 5:4 which says:
"My love thrust his hand through the opening, and my feelings were stirred for him. "
I wonder if she would consent in having my fist rammed up her ass based on that verse alone ^.^
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RE: Are you man enough...
December 11, 2013 at 9:04 pm
It would definitely stir some feelings, wouldn't it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Are you man enough...
December 11, 2013 at 9:10 pm
I reckon it would stir more than feelings...
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December 11, 2013 at 9:34 pm
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Christian Mingle site? What do you do? Rape her, then go up to her dad, give him a wad of cash, then carry her off to screw and teach her to make those sandwiches how you like them? And if she's not happy, then assure her that at least you didn't kill all her friends and family first?
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RE: Are you man enough...
December 11, 2013 at 9:40 pm
For a being that supposedly invented it but is above Earthly things, the Abrahamic god certainly seems fixated on sex, doesn't it?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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December 11, 2013 at 9:40 pm
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(December 11, 2013 at 9:34 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Christian Mingle site? What do you do? Rape her, then go up to her dad, give him a wad of cash, then carry her off to screw and teach her to make those sandwiches how you like them? And if she's not happy, then assure her that at least you didn't kill all her friends and family first?
Somebody's got to make a parody video exactly like that! "Old Testament Mingle - because the old law is still in effect!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Are you man enough...
December 11, 2013 at 9:45 pm
(December 11, 2013 at 9:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (December 11, 2013 at 9:34 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Christian Mingle site? What do you do? Rape her, then go up to her dad, give him a wad of cash, then carry her off to screw and teach her to make those sandwiches how you like them? And if she's not happy, then assure her that at least you didn't kill all her friends and family first?
Somebody's got to make a parody video exactly like that! "Old Testament Mingle - because the old law is still in effect!"
Isn't that one called JDate?
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RE: Are you man enough...
December 11, 2013 at 9:46 pm
(December 11, 2013 at 9:40 pm)Beccs Wrote: For a being that supposedly invented it but is above Earthly things, the Abrahamic god certainly seems fixated on sex, doesn't it? Not at all...Smiting is first on the list.
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