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Eww! Sexy Jesus!

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Eww! Sexy Jesus!
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Eww! Sexy Jesus!
December 28, 2013 at 5:19 pm
Is anyone else slightly queasy at the modern day depictions of Jesus? The half dressed, well muscled white guy with big "I'm totally innocent" eyes. I know he's supposed to be appealing, but it makes my skin crawl. Thank goodness I don't have to look at it anymore.
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RE: Eww! Sexy Jesus!
December 28, 2013 at 5:42 pm
Hahaha! The other day I was wondering if there is some psychological reason I have for finding modern-day depictions of Jesus sexy as hell, and why my taste in men reflects it.
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RE: Eww! Sexy Jesus!
December 28, 2013 at 7:13 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2013 at 7:13 pm by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
I kinda liked those old medieval depictions of Jesus with a massive boner.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: Eww! Sexy Jesus!
December 28, 2013 at 7:15 pm
Got a problem with half-naked men? I sure don't Heart
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Eww! Sexy Jesus!
December 28, 2013 at 7:18 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2013 at 7:18 pm by BrokenQuill92.)
All I'm saying is that certain depictions of Jesus look very similar to bondage porn. Make of it what you will.
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December 28, 2013 at 8:31 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2013 at 8:32 pm by NoraBrimstone.)
Torture Porn Jesus is the best Jesus.
[Image: jesus_cross_dies.jpg]
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RE: Eww! Sexy Jesus!
December 28, 2013 at 9:11 pm
Do I want to know what that picture is?
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December 28, 2013 at 9:12 pm
You can probably guess. :p
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December 28, 2013 at 9:13 pm
Why do I have a feeling it's a bloody Jesus
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December 28, 2013 at 10:18 pm
All you need is to change the Romans to a hot chick & then you have an awesome BDSM fantasy!
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