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BrokenQuill92 · (This post was last modified: January 3, 2014 at 1:58 am by BrokenQuill92.)

Ever since moving to the South my mother's been looking for a church home. I have refused to go with her, mostly because Southern Baptist scare the hell out of me. I personally would view going to church as a learning experience but the churches here scare me I'm not quite sure why.

**Minimalist** · January 3, 2014 at 2:03 am

BrokenQuill92 · January 3, 2014 at 2:08 am

I have no idea what that means, blind remember?

c172 · January 3, 2014 at 2:18 am

I don't even know. Broken image.

**Minimalist** · January 3, 2014 at 2:23 am

Right.... it says "the real problem with Baptists is that they never quite seem to hold them under long enough."

BrokenQuill92 · January 3, 2014 at 2:28 am

(January 3, 2014 at 2:23 am)Minimalist Wrote: Right.... it says "the real problem with Baptists is that they never quite seem to hold them under long enough."

Thats Lutherans silly giggle

**Minimalist** · January 3, 2014 at 2:32 am

Quote:A drunk man was going through the forest, one time, and he chanced upon a river, in the middle of the forest. In the river, a preacher was baptizing.
The drunk stepped into the water.
The preacher says, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't."
The preacher dunks the man into the water, and he comes up again.
"Have you found Jesus, my brother?" the preacher inquired, a second time.
"No, I have not."
The preacher dunks him into the water again.
"Have you found Jesus yet, brother?"
"No, I have not."
The preacher dunks him into the water, a third time. This time, for a little longer.
When he couldn't breathe, the preacher released him, and he came up out of the water again.
The preacher said, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?!"
"For the last time, no! Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Godscreated · January 3, 2014 at 4:56 am

(January 3, 2014 at 1:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Ever since moving to the South my mother's been looking for a church home. I have refused to go with her, mostly because Southern Baptist scare the hell out of me. I personally would view going to church as a learning experience but the churches here scare me I'm not quite sure why.

If you do not mind saying where in the south are you.
You are probably thinking about the Southern Baptist Churches of years ago or those in the back country, some of those scare me too. If you are in a larger city you should be able to find a large Southern Baptist Church that's quite accepting and not loud and condemning from the pulpit.

GC

BrokenQuill92 · January 3, 2014 at 6:36 am

(January 3, 2014 at 4:56 am)Godschild Wrote:
(January 3, 2014 at 1:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Ever since moving to the South my mother's been looking for a church home. I have refused to go with her, mostly because Southern Baptist scare the hell out of me. I personally would view going to church as a learning experience but the churches here scare me I'm not quite sure why.

If you do not mind saying where in the south are you.
You are probably thinking about the Southern Baptist Churches of years ago or those in the back country, some of those scare me too. If you are in a larger city you should be able to find a large Southern Baptist Church that's quite accepting and not loud and condemning from the pulpit.

GC

Murfreesboro TN u may have seen on national news, it's that podunk town that has been protesting that mosque left right and center.

tokutter · January 3, 2014 at 11:34 am

(January 3, 2014 at 4:56 am)Godschild Wrote:
(January 3, 2014 at 1:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Ever since moving to the South my mother's been looking for a church home. I have refused to go with her, mostly because Southern Baptist scare the hell out of me. I personally would view going to church as a learning experience but the churches here scare me I'm not quite sure why.

If you do not mind saying where in the south are you.
You are probably thinking about the Southern Baptist Churches of years ago or those in the back country, some of those scare me too. If you are in a larger city you should be able to find a large Southern Baptist Church that's quite accepting and not loud and condemning from the pulpit.

GC

There all using the same book .............right??????

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