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Why do cows jump over the moon.

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Why do cows jump over the moon.
Belac Enrobso Offline
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Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 2:55 pm
Why? Why do they do it?
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#2
RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 2:56 pm
Because the dish ran away with the spoon?
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RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 2:57 pm
To get to the other side?
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RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 3:02 pm
Because your dealer is cutting your product a little too much.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 3:03 pm
(January 8, 2014 at 3:02 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Because your dealer is cutting your product a little too much.

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RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 3:03 pm
Why does Belac Enrobso never post anything of note? Seems a better question to me.
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RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 3:07 pm
Because he's just in it for the lulz?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 3:12 pm
Don't you guys know he lives for the applause? Giggle Lady Gaga reference
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RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 3:13 pm
Actually Napoleon, that is precisely what this post is for, and you've just supported a point of mine that I made in the following thread:

http://atheistforums.org/thread-23157-po...#pid578845

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RE: Why do cows jump over the moon.
January 8, 2014 at 3:15 pm
(January 8, 2014 at 3:13 pm)Belac Enrobso Wrote: Actually Napoleon, that is precisely what this post is for, and you've just supported a point of mine that I made in the following thread:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-23157-p...#pid578845

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