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Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
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Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 8:40 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2014 at 8:40 pm by GuidingYewty.)
Made me laugh so much.
 http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14025 Courtesy of the Landoverbaptist forums. Lol, silly LOBF, trix are for kids!  M'gode  RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 9:24 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2014 at 9:28 pm by Chad32.)
1: I know the bible exists too! I just don't believe the supernatural claims that it makes. We know it's true because god is infallible, and we know he is because the bible says he is. Also I'm the sexiest man in the world, and I never lie. You know I never lie because I said I never lie.
2: Oh my god, if Europeans came to America, why are there still Europeans!? Also how did breathing into a clay golem give it flesh, blood, and bone? 3: Space has always been there. It's eternal. 4: The bible mentions talking animals. Also I could go on about all the things wrong with the Noah's Ark story. Why didn't they freeze to death or suffocate when the waters rose above Mount Everest? What did they eat after the flood, when everything was dead? especially the predators? Dude, you're not even on the same board as us.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Poe's law at its finest!
Poe? Figures. And I couldn't immediately tell because these are the kinds of things some christians would actually say. Thus, Poe's Law.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 10:07 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2014 at 10:07 pm by Psykhronic.)
"God Hates Iceland" is probably the best thread I have ever read while stoned. This list is just kinda meh.
 Quote:Reason 11: Hard to believe people can be so stupid. After reading the first post I immediately thought it was satire. 
THIS is poes law.
Originally poes law referred to religious extremism. That said the republicans are making it increasing hard to tell the difference between satire and news recently!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code 
Burgh. Reading that list makes my head hurt.
 Quote:We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!assumes ideas b, c, and d are true with NO evidence, uses that to prove that idea a is true as well. Calls atheists dumb. Ding ding we have a winner here, folks!!! 
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (January 11, 2014 at 1:14 pm)azheathen Wrote: Burgh. Reading that list makes my head hurt. Erm... Its a poe site :S
I really find it difficult to beleive that you didn;'t see that Landover is a comedy site. Its very funny though.
It reminds me of idiot xtians who send round this onion spoof as if it's real http://www.theonion.com/articles/harry-p...g-ch,2413/ |
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