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Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Sejanus Offline
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 17, 2014 at 6:39 pm
(January 16, 2014 at 1:15 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 12:27 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: But I can dream, can't I?

I heard of this place called New Zealand...

I wouldn't call NZ "Atheistland". I mean sure, it's probably more secular than most countries, but there are still a lot of Christians here. I think the majority of "secular" people here just don't think or care about religion. Source: I live in NZ.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 17, 2014 at 6:42 pm
Ray Comfort is a Kiwi, isn't he?
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 17, 2014 at 10:04 pm
(January 17, 2014 at 6:42 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Ray Comfort is a Kiwi, isn't he?
Yes, but he left the country, presumably because of the secularism.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 17, 2014 at 10:45 pm
(January 17, 2014 at 1:44 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote:
(January 13, 2014 at 1:34 pm)là bạn điên Wrote: Christians seem to be obsessed with the idea that people are having Anal inercourse. What is with it? Why the fuck do you care?

I suppose Christian babies don't come out of anyone's bum it's vagina or nothing.

You have no room in there, since it's crammed shut with your infantile beliefs.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 18, 2014 at 1:37 am
ROFLOL

I just thought it was funny they said "Christian babies" as if non Christian babies could come out of a bum.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 18, 2014 at 1:53 am
(January 17, 2014 at 6:42 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Ray Comfort is a Kiwi, isn't he?

Oh, I don't have to take credit for him; I'm Irish, I just live here.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 18, 2014 at 1:57 am (This post was last modified: January 18, 2014 at 1:58 am by Mystical.)
(January 18, 2014 at 1:53 am)Sejanus Wrote:
(January 17, 2014 at 6:42 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Ray Comfort is a Kiwi, isn't he?

Oh, I don't have to take credit for him; I'm Irish, I just live here.

Question: Do you, own, a goat? Angel
Also you forgot to mention Anne Gettys lives there. That's... something.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 18, 2014 at 2:02 am
(January 17, 2014 at 6:39 pm)Sejanus Wrote:
(January 16, 2014 at 1:15 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: I heard of this place called New Zealand...

I wouldn't call NZ "Atheistland". I mean sure, it's probably more secular than most countries, but there are still a lot of Christians here. I think the majority of "secular" people here just don't think or care about religion. Source: I live in NZ.

I heard Kiwi women are a lot more loose than women in other nations (like they go to bars with the purpose of finding a fuck buddy)...is that stereotype accurate?
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
January 18, 2014 at 2:38 am (This post was last modified: January 18, 2014 at 2:39 am by Mystical.)
LOL women practically everywhere do that shit. Well, everywhere where women are allowed to go into public sans male escort without getting their heads cut off.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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