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I flipped off a JesusFreak...
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I flipped off a JesusFreak...
and kinda liked it.

The other day while driving through Portland, there was a Jesus Freak with one of those sappy "Honk if you Love Jeebus!" signs hovering about on the freeway overpass.

Couldn't resist not honking and instead flipped him the bird. The look of confusion on the poor sap's face was priceless. Yeah, I flipped off you and your stupid godman too.

That is all.
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RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
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RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
(January 22, 2014 at 1:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: and kinda liked it.

The other day while driving through Portland, there was a Jesus Freak with one of those sappy "Honk if you Love Jeebus!" signs hovering about on the freeway overpass.

Couldn't resist not honking and instead flipped him the bird. The look of confusion on the poor sap's face was priceless. Yeah, I flipped off you and your stupid godman too.

That is all.

Nice asshole moment.
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RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
(January 22, 2014 at 1:12 pm)No_God Wrote: [Image: gFD5o.png]

Took the meme out of my mouth.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#5
RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
I don't have any problem with the bird based communication. I would likely have just ignored him, but understand where the sentiment comes from. However, there are some sanctimonious Jesus cum gurglers that I have no compunction telling to get fucked:

Abortion clinic protesters and sporting event John 3:16 commandos.
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RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
Flipped off means something entirely different down my way. That would definitely justify any confused look.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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#7
RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
This is "murrica." You could probably shoot one and get away with it by saying he "threatened" you with hell.
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RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
(January 22, 2014 at 1:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: and kinda liked it.

The other day while driving through Portland, there was a Jesus Freak with one of those sappy "Honk if you Love Jeebus!" signs hovering about on the freeway overpass.

Couldn't resist not honking and instead flipped him the bird. The look of confusion on the poor sap's face was priceless. Yeah, I flipped off you and your stupid godman too.

That is all.

Let me guess, I-5 at around Killingsworth?
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RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
Like a boss
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RE: I flipped off a JesusFreak...
(January 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Let me guess, I-5 at around Killingsworth?

Actually, yes, that is where said J-freak was ensconced.

I do notice since my bird flipping, no more nasty J-freaks have been observed on I5 near Killingsworth! See? It worked!

CD, are you a PNWer?
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