pregnant nun

[Manowar]

31 year old nun, Roxana Rodriguez, claims she did not know she was pregnant. Some say she is telling he truth, who knows maybe she is but I think she would have noticed who was F ing her, No one seems to ask who the father is. Maybe she will say it is another virgin birth,( where have I heard that before?) if she claims a virgin birth there will be no shortage of believers.

Manowar

[wolf39us]

okay...

link?

[Mr Greene]

Link
It is possible that the father used something like Rohypnol.
The other signs of pregnancy being missed might need further explanation.
One factor to consider is that a nun who loses her virginity, including being raped, will be expelled from her order. This is likely the only life she's ever known so she's facing the loss of all she cares about here.

[Shaggy]

Probably the same thing that happened to Mary. You think this one will spawn a religion, too?

[TaraJo]

She said she lost track of her menstrual cycle. How do you forget about it for nine months? I mean, really, you'd think you'd notice after the first couple of months without it.

[catman]

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an alter boy.

[BrokenQuill92]

She said she lost track of her menstrual cycle. How do you forget about it for nine months? I mean, really, you'd think you'd notice after the first couple of months without it.

Not if u have a spotty cycle. Without birth control I only get mine every 6-8 months. 1 in 4 women due to stress, medication, diet or illness won't get a menstruation cycle, or at least nearly non-existent.

[Sejanus]

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an alter boy.

Looks like someone took that joke to the next level

[Minimalist]

She said she lost track of her menstrual cycle.

Methinks she is full of shit.

[truthBtold]

She said she lost track of her menstrual cycle.

Methinks she is full of shit.

Or the other stuff that makes a baby!!