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Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:00 pm
...but only in that he has grooves, like Ruffles or vinyl or something.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#12
RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:01 pm
DIE, SINNAAAASSSS!
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#13
RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:01 pm
How high are you right now
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:02 pm
I am high, on the glory, of God's penis, in my heart...
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:06 pm
Yikes. Never seen that kind of porn.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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January 31, 2014 at 10:09 pm
(January 31, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Tripwire Wrote: I am high, on the glory, of God's penis, in my ASS...
Fixed it for you.
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:14 pm
I am God's supreme child. You all belong to my penis.
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#18
RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
January 31, 2014 at 10:16 pm
(January 31, 2014 at 10:14 pm)Tripwire Wrote: I am God's supreme child. You all belong to my penis.
Sorry, is lesbian. I belong to Sappho's immortal vagina instead.
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February 9, 2014 at 7:37 pm
Posts like these draw me irresistably toward atheism. I guess it's true that atheists are smarter than theists.
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 9, 2014 at 7:38 pm
If Jesus wasn't the Son of God how did he turn water into wine then? Can't answer that one eh?
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