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Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am
The long-awaited world religion is now here. The advent of The Universal Religion will definitely clear off all forms of idolatrous practices from our world, and prove to be an acceptable option for Atheists, Agnostics and all believers at large.
It naturally follows therefore, that all existing scriptures stand to be displaced and replaced by the superior Universal Religion scriptures.
This inchoate Universal Religion will eventually be the only religion throughout the whole world and through all future civilizations.
The religion will be a religion of no religion, in the sense that it will prove to be simply a natural way of life, i.e. all shades of primitive idolatrous worships of a personal humanlike deity will become a thing of the past.
Your reactions are welcome, and will be promptly addressed.
Thank you.
Jideoni-Charles,
The Founder and Doctrinal Head,
The Universal Religion.
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 11:10 am
Oh boy...
(February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am)jideoni charles Wrote: The long-awaited world religion is now here. Awaited by who? I don't see many here awaiting any new religion let alone a world wide one.
(February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am)jideoni charles Wrote: The advent of The Universal Religion will definitely clear off all forms of idolatrous practices from our world Not gonna happen, even if all religion disappeared 
(February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am)jideoni charles Wrote: and prove to be an acceptable option for Atheists, Agnostics and all believers at large. Option? Hmm
(February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am)jideoni charles Wrote: It naturally follows therefore, that all existing scriptures stand to be displaced and replaced by the superior Universal Religion scriptures. Naturally follows, seems like a false premise.
(February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am)jideoni charles Wrote: This inchoate Universal Religion will eventually be the only religion throughout the whole world and through all future civilizations. No thanks.
(February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am)jideoni charles Wrote: The religion will be a religion of no religion, A religion of non-religion = not a religion.
(February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am)jideoni charles Wrote: in the sense that it will prove to be simply a natural way of life, i.e. all shades of primitive idolatrous worships of a personal humanlike deity will become a thing of the past. Done and done. And without a religion to boot!
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 11:13 am
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 11:15 am
Already not universal. 
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 11:26 am
Is that the name? 'The universal religion'? That's not very imaginative!
Would you care to give us any details at all?
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 11:28 am
Gee, I wonder how long this guy will stick around for, after dumping his crap right in our laps? 
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 11:32 am
Was your mother a virgin?
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 11:40 am
This is a joke, right?
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 11:55 am
(February 2, 2014 at 11:40 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: This is a joke, right? We can only hope so.
Because if he's serious.... wooooo boy.
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RE: Introducing The Universal Religion
February 2, 2014 at 12:01 pm
(February 2, 2014 at 10:51 am)jideoni charles Wrote: This inchoate Universal Religion will eventually be the only religion throughout the whole world and through all future civilizations.
Then why call it a religion? Except maybe to accord with the Hubbard Doctrine:
Lafayette Ron Hubbard Wrote:"MAKE MONEY. MAKE MORE MONEY. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MORE MONEY."
- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 9 March 1972, MS OEC 384
"Let’s sell these people a piece of blue sky."
- L. Ron Hubbard to an associate in 1950, soon after the opening of the Hubbard Dianetic Research Foundation. (Jon Atack, A PIECE OF BLUE SKY: SCIENTOLOGY, DIANETICS AND L. RON HUBBARD EXPOSED, Lyle Stuart/Carol Publishing Group. 1990)
"I’d like to start a religion. That’s where the money is."
- L. Ron Hubbard to Lloyd Eshbach, in 1949; quoted by Eshbach in OVER MY SHOULDER: REFLECTIONS ON A SCIENCE FICTION ERA, Donald M. Grant Publisher. 1983
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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