The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!

[Chad32]

You'd think if it was under the sand, people would have found it anyway. Especially since it would lead credence to the book.

[Angrboda]

It occurs to me that Drich's response on this and on the Tyre prophecy are good argument for the bible being shit. If these were just occasional gaffs, a Christian apologist would be okay with taking it up the ass occasionally. He could say, frankly, okay, the Exodus and Tyre are shit, but the rest of it, eh, eh, pretty good, eh? No, the reason apologists like Drich defend such obvious absurdities like this is that they realize that it's all a house of cards, that if any of it fails, the rest will come falling down like a ton of bricks. It's an obvious ackowledgement that none of the parts stand up on their own; you can't defend Christianity in parts because the parts themselves don't hold up to examination. So apologists like Drich are committed to defending the stupid bits as passionately as the good bits. And they do so because they realize that if any of the stupid bits don't hold water, then by implication, none of the good bits are evidence of God, because the bible stands or falls as a whole.

Oddly enough, there's another area in life where you either swallow it whole, or not at all. That's the con game. If the mark ever catches the scent that he's being conned, it's over for the game. The bible is defended in the same way as the con. There are no "little details" that you can ignore in a con, because if the mark catches wind of them, it's time to find another mark.

So what apologists like Drich are secretly telling you is, if you don't believe them on the most absurd parts, there's no point in believing them on the sensible bits. And quite frankly, that ship sailed long ago. Bible believing fucktards like Drich only do what they do because they're too stupid to realize that, no matter how many of these battles they win (or, in Drich's case, just deluded themselves into believing they've won), they've already lost the war. If you absolutely have to defend every last dribble of cock juice that came out of some bronze age asshole's pen, you've got bigger problems than an occasional anachronism or failed prophecy.

[Chad32]

Yeah, the bible even says that if you're only luke warm in the word, he will spit you out. So that's a blatant statement that you're either in or out. You take it all, or you take none of it.

[Minimalist]

Drippy you fucking fool. Nothing you say is worth taking seriously.

The phrase "dumb as a fucking rock" was coined for you.

[Ryantology]

[Minimalist]

How the hell did you do that?

[DeistPaladin]

Why is it that for 40 years, thousands of people supposedly wandered the dessert and not one piece of evidence. ... really??

And why exactly did they wander around in such a small geographic area for 40 years and not get anywhere. Hell, just follow the coast line and you'd probably make it to the other side in 40 days.

"Moses, why don't you stop and ask for directions?"

"Oi, get off my back Zipporah. I know where we're going."

"Look, there's the same sand dune we passed a week ago. We're going around in circles, I tell ya."

"What, you wanna drive this caravan now? Don't you forget, Yahweh spoke to me."

"Oh, so the big man speaks to you and now you know everything? Admit it. You just too proud stop and ask those merchants we past yesterday for directions."

"Look, Yahweh picked me to lead the people to the promised land. You sayin you know better than the Lord who he shoulda picked?"

[Minimalist]

As I learned from The Bible Unearthed, the Jewish tradition is that 38 of the 40 years were spent encamped at the oasis of Kadesh-Barnea. This nonsense of them walking around in circles seems to be a xtian thing not a jewish thing.

It was one reason why, after the 1967 war when Israel gained control of the West Bank and Sinai that teams of young Israeli archaeologists set off to places like Kadesh-Barnea to find evidence of their ancestors. They failed utterly, as Amihai Mazar notes in this essay from Amnon Ben Tor's Archaeology of Ancient Israel. Fortunately, this page made it into the Google Books preview.

http://books.google.com/books?id=m1b1VgN...&q&f=false

Note also how Mazar goes on to discuss the work of Yohanon Aharoni who also failed to find any kingdom of Arad at this time period.

These Israeli archaeologists gave an honest account of their findings and the fucking bible went down in flames!

BWHAHAHAHA!


BTW, this book was published in 1980. It's only "news" to jesus freak morons.

[Ryantology]

How the hell did you do that?

I prayed, and God answered!

[Godscreated]

The atheist and others here have shown exactly how dishonest they are, you all ask for factual proof of things from scripture, when it comes you ignore it like the plague because what you asked for makes you look like an idiot (Min). You never tried to disprove what Drich gave you, you just ignored the facts that were given and came with your usual tripe to avoid any embarrassment. Each one of you is guilty of this and, showing others how you are dishonest not just with Christians but among yourselves. I've printed this off to use in future debates here where I live to show how dishonest atheist are, thanks for the ammunition and I'm sure atheist here will be dumb founded by the truth you are revealing about atheist and their only desire, to run down Christianity at all cost. You've payed a high price here to protect you god Min. Now who are you going to blame for your weak minded stupidity and, the atheist that have to come up against such dishonesty in the future will be rather upset with you guys, again thanks for the ammunition, I will enjoy dropping this bomb.

GC

PS, to Min, the elephant has yet to be domesticated but is used for heavy task all the time, so who made up the rule that camels had to be domesticated to use as beasts of burden before they were domesticated.