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Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 6, 2014 at 8:46 am
The biggest cock-block on the planet is children. Yes, I said it, CHILDREN!

JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!!!

I've been in a long-term relationship for about 7 years and let me tell you from experience you will never have a bigger cock-blocker than a kid.
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 6, 2014 at 10:40 am
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 6, 2014 at 10:59 pm
(February 6, 2014 at 8:46 am)No_God Wrote: The biggest cock-block on the planet is children. Yes, I said it, CHILDREN!

JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!!!

I've been in a long-term relationship for about 7 years and let me tell you from experience you will never have a bigger cock-blocker than a kid.


It's like they have some kind of biological radar when their parents are about to have sex and they start knocking on your door and screaming.

In evolutionary studies this would make sense. The fewer siblings they have the more resources they would receive from their parents since they don't have to split it up.

I just wonder how they know.

HOW?!?!
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 6, 2014 at 11:40 pm
This literally just happened to me and I needed to vent.

I was just out in one of the most lively clubs in my town, some girl was dancing with me for a good half hour. She was a fair bit older and I was doing some pretty lame flirting but it seemed to be working. I go in for the kill like 3 times, she wasn't having any of it. Bear in mind she's wearing a dress that literally exposes her arse to the entire room, and I've been feeling it for a good 20 minutes. Then some random girl comes in and starts getting off with her. WHAT THE FUCK. Way to make a guy feel inadequate. Ruined my night. I'm still pissed. I'm still fuming. Argh.
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 6, 2014 at 11:45 pm
(February 6, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Napoléon Wrote: This literally just happened to me and I needed to vent.

I was just out in one of the most lively clubs in my town, some girl was dancing with me for a good half hour. She was a fair bit older and I was doing some pretty lame flirting but it seemed to be working. I go in for the kill like 3 times, she wasn't having any of it. Bear in mind she's wearing a dress that literally exposes her arse to the entire room, and I've been feeling it for a good 20 minutes. Then some random girl comes in and starts getting off with her. WHAT THE FUCK. Way to make a guy feel inadequate. Ruined my night. I'm still pissed. I'm still fuming. Argh.

Getting off...? As in...? I mean, if it's what I'm thinking, you should have jumped in!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 6, 2014 at 11:54 pm
Getting off, as in, snogging. Fucking lame. I couldn't interject, just felt out of place.
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 7, 2014 at 12:57 am
(February 6, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Napoléon Wrote: This literally just happened to me and I needed to vent.

I was just out in one of the most lively clubs in my town, some girl was dancing with me for a good half hour. She was a fair bit older and I was doing some pretty lame flirting but it seemed to be working. I go in for the kill like 3 times, she wasn't having any of it. Bear in mind she's wearing a dress that literally exposes her arse to the entire room, and I've been feeling it for a good 20 minutes. Then some random girl comes in and starts getting off with her. WHAT THE FUCK. Way to make a guy feel inadequate. Ruined my night. I'm still pissed. I'm still fuming. Argh.
ROFLOL It's not cock-blocking unless you were actually about to get laid. She shot you down three times. Unless she was downing shots the whole time, I really don't think your status would've changed. And what she was wearing, it obviously wasn't for you to admire.
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 7, 2014 at 12:59 am
Aw, Napo! I just wanna give you loves!

Sweetie, if someone shoots you down only once, they're either not interested, or playing hard to get. Either way, you don't want to be with that chick.

Of course, someone here the other day said not to take advice from a chick about chicks, so...
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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 7, 2014 at 1:07 am
(February 6, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Napoléon Wrote: This literally just happened to me and I needed to vent.

I was just out in one of the most lively clubs in my town, some girl was dancing with me for a good half hour. She was a fair bit older and I was doing some pretty lame flirting but it seemed to be working. I go in for the kill like 3 times, she wasn't having any of it. Bear in mind she's wearing a dress that literally exposes her arse to the entire room, and I've been feeling it for a good 20 minutes. Then some random girl comes in and starts getting off with her. WHAT THE FUCK. Way to make a guy feel inadequate. Ruined my night. I'm still pissed. I'm still fuming. Argh.



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RE: Adventures in Cock/Cunt-Blocking
February 7, 2014 at 1:19 am
Well I feel a lot better now. Thanks guys.
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