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Selfish
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So I just finished having a conversation with my friend Becky, we were discussing The Walking Dead. She said I'm sociopathic because I told her if either scenario happened
A: crowd of walkers I'm ditching her B: she falls I won't look back C: she gets infected I'm going to poison her soup, then shoot her 
This reminds me of....
Quote:Two campers come upon an angry bear. The first says, "I'm glad I wore my running shoes." The second says, "you can't outrun the bear." The first says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you." 
I love the walking dead.
That's pretty cold to ditch someone just to hopefully buy a little time for yourself. Shooting an infected would probably be a mercy killing.
If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I'd want as many friends as possible to watch my back. Pobably invest in protective wear as well. No more short sleeve shirts. Make for colder climate.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (February 21, 2014 at 9:26 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Make for colder climate. No, no, no, no, no. I was discussing this with the wife. The Walking Dead are all rotting Zombies. You'd want to go to the warmest climate possible so they would be the ones rotting the fastest. The ones up north would freeze up in the winter, then when spring thaw came you'd be swarmed anew. They'd keep a lot longer up there.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
Maybe you're right. The winter would preserve them, even if it would make it easier to wear jackets and such that protect against bites and scratches. Though it should also make them slower. The heat might do the killing for you, though.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
Zombie popsicle giggles
 (February 21, 2014 at 9:26 pm)Chad32 Wrote: If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I'd want as many friends as possible to watch my back. Pobably invest in protective wear as well. No more short sleeve shirts. Make for colder climate. That trust could get you killed. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 RE: Selfish
February 22, 2014 at 4:39 am
(This post was last modified: February 22, 2014 at 4:47 am by Jacob(smooth).)
It's a standing joke that I am as well prepared for a zombie apocalypse as it's possible to be in the UK. I have a substantial store of dried and tinned food in my loft (my pandemic supply), 4 longbows, one recurve bow compound bow, one horsebow, two crossbows a wide selection of martial arts weaponry including a katana and a wide variety of throwing knives, the use of which I am quite proficient in.
Party at mine!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code 
I often consider, quite out aloud - much to the chagrin of my wife - where we would reside during a zombie apocalypse.
I often consider the merits of various locations such as a public house, a school, a supermarket or even our own home. I will hypothesise about the merits of security, the possibility of resupply, the proximity and volume of residents, etc. Quite loudly, remember. She has stopped raising her eyebrows and instead just smiles. ![[Image: atheist_zpsbed2d91b.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1090.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi366%2Fesaciar%2Fatheist_zpsbed2d91b.png)
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