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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.

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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
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#11
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: How can you still doubt?

I'm not an idiot.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:37 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: I am now very worried for you people. If you died tonight, you would probably go somewhere very bad. And that worries me greatly. I love you all, you're all my brothers and sisters. So I have made a commitment. I am going on a fast until I convert at least one of you. Please, just accept Jesus into your heart, he loves all of you. One simple prayer and he will upon up all your doubts towards him. God is love, he just wants you to accept his free gift. Please convert, it pains me to think some of you will be tortured forever.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!

If you don't accept Odin ALLFather as your Lord, saviour and ALLFather you won't get into Valhalla.

And you'll probably end up somewhere very bad.

Please accept Odin into your heart and mind. He sent his son to fight the Frost Giants for you. Evidence of this is that you will never encounter frost giants.

How, then, can you doubt the ALLFather?

One simple prayer will convince you that the AllFather can save you from eternal Darkness.

Don't let Loki convince you that Odin is not real. I don't want you to experience the Blood Eagle for eternity!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm
That 'minister' looks like a genetic hybrid of Robert Smith, Rod Stewart, and Sarah Palin...
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuv5TnWeoLY
How can you still doubt?

By thinking for myself and not falling for propaganda.

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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0-NPPIeeRk
Here's some science for ya.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: I am now very worried for you people. If you died tonight, you would probably go somewhere very bad. And that worries me greatly. I love you all, you're all my brothers and sisters. So I have made a commitment. I am going on a fast until I convert at least one of you. Please, just accept Jesus into your heart, he loves all of you. One simple prayer and he will upon up all your doubts towards him. God is love, he just wants you to accept his free gift. Please convert, it pains me to think some of you will be tortured forever.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!

This is SO not the way.

I refer you to Matt 10:14.

Also, and I don't mean this in a snarky way, you don't have the tools, intellectually speaking. I suspect you're young and full of fire, but you won't win any converts by arguments (you've presented nothing new) and certainly not by fasting. You're doing that wrong by the way.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:39 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote:
(February 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm)LostLocke Wrote: Done and done

Thanks, but you were too easy. I need someone who has yet to see the light of Christ.

So, you're a liar?

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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlBLOJnrui0
I'll let the video do the talking.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:42 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:39 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(February 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Thanks, but you were too easy. I need someone who has yet to see the light of Christ.

So, you're a liar?
*This is not the proof you are looking for*

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#20
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:42 pm
I posted this video before, but it eliminated any doubts I saw having:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0M4Vjt01g
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