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If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
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RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
March 16, 2014 at 3:55 pm
(March 10, 2014 at 10:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Not that you believe, but let's just say that you lived and witness Jesus as He is described in Scripture. Out of curiosity, you listened to Him speak, you saw him heal, you witnessed the miracles, etc. How would you of reacted?

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RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
March 16, 2014 at 3:58 pm
(March 16, 2014 at 3:48 pm)Bad Writer Wrote:


And of course Ceiling Cat is the only deity with concrete proof of his existence:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
March 16, 2014 at 5:39 pm (This post was last modified: March 16, 2014 at 5:43 pm by shep.)
(March 15, 2014 at 4:23 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Remarkably merciful, the Lord allows sinners to repent even after insulting Him

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Quote:A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah." Jesus then left them and went away.
Matthew 16:4p

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Quote:Creation itself testifies that there is a God.

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Quote:God is righteous, man is not.

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RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
March 16, 2014 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: March 16, 2014 at 5:47 pm by NoraBrimstone.)
Sorry, but this has been bugging me every time I see this thread under "Today's Posts".

*Have. Fucking *Have.
Learn the difference between "Have" and "Of" or I will hunt you down and kill you.



As you were...
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RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
April 3, 2014 at 11:18 pm
(March 16, 2014 at 5:47 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Sorry, but this has been bugging me every time I see this thread under "Today's Posts".

*Have. Fucking *Have.
Learn the difference between "Have" and "Of" or I will hunt you down and kill you.



As you were...

Sorry about my grammar.
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#156
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
April 4, 2014 at 12:27 am
If you spent less time babbling bible bullshit you could work on your grammar.
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RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
April 5, 2014 at 10:07 pm
(April 4, 2014 at 12:27 am)Minimalist Wrote: If you spent less time babbling bible bullshit you could work on your grammar.

Eh?
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#158
RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
April 6, 2014 at 2:07 am
I would like to see him fight David Blaine.
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Re: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
April 6, 2014 at 6:15 am
I would of asked him if he would of a little chat with me about what he really thought have same-sex marriage and women ofing abortions. Just to shut people up today.
Have course, if he was as nice as some would of us believe, he would be all for both, and you know, the world would be a little bit better for all have us.
Ooh, and I would tell him have all the people who of died for him and if he was really a decent guy, he would stop what he was doing and nobody will of ever heard have him now.


Wow, mixing up "have" and "of" is quite difficult, isn't it? I don't know how people manage to do it so often by accident when I found it quite difficult not to self-harm then.
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RE: If you lived in Jesus' day, how would you of responded?
April 8, 2014 at 9:30 am
(April 5, 2014 at 10:07 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 4, 2014 at 12:27 am)Minimalist Wrote: If you spent less time babbling bible bullshit you could work on your grammar.
Eh?

Ah, you're Canadian. That explains it.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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