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Religion is Fuckery!
#11
RE: Religion is Fuckery!
That mans nuts!!! Grab em
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#12
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(March 13, 2014 at 3:28 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: I can't help but read these posts in the voice of the auctioneer in Phantom of the Opera.

What sweet nannygoat go run ya belly button?

Sorry! My gift of prophecy doesn't cover physicians with hot pants.

I don't like you but I love you so Be well fellow citizen!

I'll conclude with an old Irish blessing:

May your spleen never be transformed into a solution to the European union's upcoming energy crisis and become the battlefield for the future war that will end all wars!

P.S. don't trust the used Colostomybag salesman's tale. He pretends He's Jewish and wears a Yarmaka and rocks back and forth as he recites the Torah before the wailing wall of Shitaly. All of us Republicans who do not keep the Saturday Sabbath do not keep the ten commandments either.
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#13
Religion is Fuckery!
I hereby proclaim this day to be Throatfuck Thursday, day of our Prophet, who are in scrotum of many folds, be he humble like a Barn Mouse.

Yea, behold the manifold of the Prophet's throne, hirsute be thee in Holy Glory of the Most High insane rantings, always bouncing to the left and to the right; holdest thee still, that we anoint thy throne in scented oils, and praise thy Barn Mouse with offerings of the finest Limburger.
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#14
RE: Religion is Fuckery!
(March 13, 2014 at 3:35 pm)truthBtold Wrote: That mans nuts!!! Grab em

Are you a bigot! Well you persecute me all you want. Blessed am I for so did you and your ancestors treat the Prophets of old too.

Woe to you when men speak well of you. So too did they treat the false prophets.

Go study the Scriptures and come back to me and tickle my rosy fanny with flowery dial log that isn't void of rational thought.

Don't mind my shit heel!
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#15
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Popcorn
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#16
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This is going to get old fast.
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#17
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(March 13, 2014 at 3:38 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(March 13, 2014 at 3:35 pm)truthBtold Wrote: That mans nuts!!! Grab em

Are you a bigot! Well you persecute me all you want. Blessed am I for so did you and your ancestors treat the Prophets of old too.

Woe to you when men speak well of you. So too did they treat the false prophets.

Go study the Scriptures and come back to me and tickle my rosy fanny with flowery dial log that isn't void of rational thought.

Don't mind my shit heel!

Is this barney?
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#18
RE: Religion is Fuckery!
(March 13, 2014 at 3:36 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: I hereby proclaim this day to be Throatfuck Thursday, day of our Prophet, who are in scrotum of many folds, be he humble like a Barn Mouse.

Yea, behold the manifold of the Prophet's throne, hirsute be thee in Holy Glory of the Most High insane rantings, always bouncing to the left and to the right; holdest thee still, that we anoint thy throne in scented oils, and praise thy Barn Mouse with offerings of the finest Limburger.

Wisdom beyond your years! Angel Cloud

We must be from the same hood mate!

Toss me an ax and I'll toss you a headless chicken!
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#19
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To ban or Not to ban? Man, I suck at philosophy Sad
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#20
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Is this barney?
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What do you have against colored font. Are you racist!
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