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what's an atheist funeral like?
#41
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
(April 8, 2014 at 3:30 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Tell you what TC, you can have my corpse(expenses on your own). The damned thing will be useless for science when i get done with it.

Boy that has gotta be one of the greatest offers anyone has made; for me anyways. I'll probably need a license for mutilating bodies or be in med school Wink
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#42
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
Like I said, the requirements are at your expense.
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#43
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
Sounds like the body will arleady be quite disfigured and uninhabitable. What are you gonna do? Pull the the pin of grenade? :o
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#44
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
Haven't been to one.

When I go my organs will be harvested and then the rest of me barbequed - extra crispy.

Hopefully people will say nice things about me, but I won't be around to care.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#45
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
Would you rather live forever?
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#46
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
Or die trying.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#47
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
I arranged to play the Beatles songs, card games and mahjong.
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