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How would you like to be martyred?

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How would you like to be martyred?
Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 2:47 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 2:48 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(April 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm)Insanity Wrote:
(April 1, 2014 at 2:34 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Do you belong to the traditional, or the reformed Congregation of latterday Amish GoatFuckery?

As tempting as the goat fucking is, I'm part of the "Fuck this shit I like technology" church. We have barns with fiber optic internet and gaming PC's.
Oh the Amish Liberal wing.
I'm Conservative!
Sellout Cunt! Angry
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 3:00 pm
(April 1, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Oh the Amish Liberal wing.
I'm Conservative!
Sellout Cunt! Angry

Sorry man, too busy being awesome with my super computer hat and lazer scythe to give a fuck.
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 3:09 pm
Quote:if america was taken over by extremists I'd be okay

Good chance it will happen in the next election.

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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 3:11 pm
Wouldn't I need to be a believer of some sort to be martyred?
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 3:13 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 3:15 pm by Nine.)
(April 1, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Wouldn't I need to be a believer of some sort to be martyred?

Nope:

wikipedia Wrote:A martyr (Greek: μάρτυς, mártys, "witness"; stem μάρτυρ-, mártyr-) is somebody who suffers persecution and death for advocating, renouncing, refusing to renounce, and/or refusing to advocate a belief or cause, usually a religious one.

Bolding mine.
(April 1, 2014 at 3:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Good chance it will happen in the next election.

Its funny, I'm far more concerned about you guys elections that our own. Here even the weirder parties are nothing compared to the batshit crazy of american politics.
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 3:19 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 3:20 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(April 1, 2014 at 2:46 pm)Beccs Wrote: If I must be martyred then I want to go out taking as many fundamentalists and hateful theists as possible with me.

Get a private plane, fill it with black powder, and fly it into St. Peter's Basilica! Devil
(April 1, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Wouldn't I need to be a believer of some sort to be martyred?

Yes martyred for being a believer in evolution.
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 3:45 pm
Shot in the back at age 103 by a jealous teenage husband.
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 3:57 pm
Insanity, thanks! All this time I didn't know what exactly a martyr is?! Wow.
Good to know.

TC, a martyr defending evolution Big Grin lol that's funny

Ok, my choice would be lethal injection. I'd be a wimpy martyr.
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 3:59 pm
Quote:Its funny, I'm far more concerned about you guys elections that our own. Here even the weirder parties are nothing compared to the batshit crazy of american politics.


And well you should be. We have nukes.
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 5:21 pm
if america was taken over by extremists I'd be okay...... I live about 3500 miles away
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