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JESUS KING OF ALL NUTS
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JESUS KING OF ALL NUTS
Apparently some JACK ATHIEST sabatuer spying on this forum has reported back in to the POOP-POO leader in Vatican City. About Jesus being King of all nuts.

Catholics sought a volunteer (Susanna) to run by the POOP POO leader and shove him. This is called Church Patter. She now wears the mental statement, UNSTABLE. (When the Poop poo leader fill over).

Patter which is only known to the inside of a cult. They communicate in innuendoes. Rather than repeat my statement. Jesus King of All Nuts.

Their Church are places to go mental, some Jesus cheese cracker hysteria.

Under my reform revision policy paid by them. I will see that insane assylums are built to treat these nuts for their mental cheese hysteria, with Russian athiest therapist. Treating them with a iron fist, lots of electric shock, lobotomies, kerosen derived medications, lots of abuse and over prolong incarsiration of oh 20-30-40 perhaps 50 years of treatment, to return them to a acceptable behavior in society.
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[Image: bunny_pancake.jpg]
Best regards,
Leo van Miert
Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
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I agree with Leo
I agree with Leo.

And I agree with the OP Jesus is the king of these dudes;

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I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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@inspectorcritic:

Do be more careful,there's a good chap.

Your post made my irony meter explode. Thinking
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(December 26, 2009 at 2:07 pm)Inspectorcritic Wrote: Under my reform revision policy paid by them. I will see that insane assylums are built to treat these nuts for their mental cheese hysteria

A bit like the kettle calling the pot black

ROFLOL
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Pathetically, I'm with the guy with the bunny and pancake.
"On Earth as it is in Heaven, the Cosmic Roots of the Bible" available on the Amazon.
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Inspectorcritic, are you still taking the yellow tablets? They told you at the clinic what would happen if you stopped.
Only sheep need a shepherd.
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The poop poo leader sounds like the star of a german shise video, (ask Cartmans mum)



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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scheiße video*
Best regards,
Leo van Miert
Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
Pastafarian
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(December 27, 2009 at 8:38 am)LEDO Wrote: Pathetically, I'm with the guy with the bunny and pancake.

same Confused Fall
Vampires will never hurt you.......Devil
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