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If Jesus looked like this....
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 7:13 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 7:14 pm by Coffee Jesus.)
I'm not the least bit bothered by that.


/not sarcasm
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 7:19 pm
I've always thought it would be pretty sweet to be gay.
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 2, 2014 at 7:25 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 9:02 pm by Coffee Jesus.)
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 6, 2014 at 11:27 am
Okay, so I guess my answer would have to be, yes. If he was the son of GOD yeah, an in shape guy, could pull money out his ass, buy me dinner, support me, buy me things, wait actually it would be cool to be a woman for a year.

I am tired of buying my wife things, and dating is super expensive, if women want equal rights, let her take me to dinner, a movie, front the bill . . . wait what was the question again
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 6, 2014 at 12:13 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 11:27 am)BlackSwordsman Wrote: Okay, so I guess my answer would have to be, yes. If he was the son of GOD yeah, an in shape guy, could pull money out his ass, buy me dinner, support me, buy me things, wait actually it would be cool to be a woman for a year.

I am tired of buying my wife things, and dating is super expensive, if women want equal rights, let her take me to dinner, a movie, front the bill . . . wait what was the question again

But women don't make as much money. I think it's 80 cents for every man's dollar in the U.S. That means she should pay (80 over 180....) 44% of the time!
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 6, 2014 at 7:33 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 12:13 pm)Coffee Jesus Wrote:
(May 6, 2014 at 11:27 am)BlackSwordsman Wrote: Okay, so I guess my answer would have to be, yes. If he was the son of GOD yeah, an in shape guy, could pull money out his ass, buy me dinner, support me, buy me things, wait actually it would be cool to be a woman for a year.

I am tired of buying my wife things, and dating is super expensive, if women want equal rights, let her take me to dinner, a movie, front the bill . . . wait what was the question again

But women don't make as much money. I think it's 80 cents for every man's dollar in the U.S. That means she should pay (80 over 180....) 44% of the time!


I live in America that is way off, everywhere you go women employees, only place I see a guy is at autozone . . . actually more women there too. At least where I live is Female Dominated. Sad because none of them are decent on the eyes, and my wife makes way more than I do now. I use to make $50 an hour but that was a long time ago Sad
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 6, 2014 at 7:41 pm
(May 6, 2014 at 11:27 am)BlackSwordsman Wrote: Okay, so I guess my answer would have to be, yes. If he was the son of GOD yeah, an in shape guy, could pull money out his ass, buy me dinner, support me, buy me things, wait actually it would be cool to be a woman for a year.

I am tired of buying my wife things, and dating is super expensive, if women want equal rights, let her take me to dinner, a movie, front the bill . . . wait what was the question again

Dating?? Honey, I don't need dinner or a movie hell I don't even want to cuddle afterwards.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: If Jesus looked like this....
May 10, 2014 at 2:33 pm (This post was last modified: May 10, 2014 at 2:34 pm by Coffee Jesus.)
(May 1, 2014 at 1:48 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: He's hot, but his veins look like they're probably bigger than his penis.

Wikipedia - Human penis size #stretched length
"Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length. Stretched length most closely correlated with erect length."

That shows how much you know...


(May 1, 2014 at 1:46 pm)Kitanetos Wrote: I would totally do him. Naughty



I kind of look like him from the waist down. Wink
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