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What's your sign?

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What's your sign?
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 1:09 pm
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 6:40 pm
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 6:51 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 7:12 pm (This post was last modified: May 10, 2014 at 7:46 pm by Coffee Jesus.)
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 7:14 pm
(May 10, 2014 at 7:12 pm)Coffee Jesus Wrote: I don't get it, Stimbo.

Then it's not worth explaining, really.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 7:21 pm
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 7:25 pm
(May 10, 2014 at 7:14 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(May 10, 2014 at 7:12 pm)Coffee Jesus Wrote: I don't get it, Stimbo.

Then it's not worth explaining, really.

Oh, I got it after a minue or so.

again:
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 7:34 pm (This post was last modified: May 10, 2014 at 7:35 pm by Cyberman.)
(May 10, 2014 at 7:25 pm)Coffee Jesus Wrote: Oh, I got it after a minue or so.

Aha - a ninja edit, I see!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 7:46 pm
(May 10, 2014 at 7:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(May 10, 2014 at 7:25 pm)Coffee Jesus Wrote: Oh, I got it after a minue or so.

Aha - a ninja edit, I see!

Now it's been removed for its redundance.
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RE: What's your sign?
May 10, 2014 at 10:57 pm
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If the hypothetical idea of an afterlife means more to you than the objectively true reality we all share, then you deserve no respect.
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