(May 23, 2018 at 5:32 am)KittyAnn Wrote: Oh, Val, wake up ... morning coffee waiting ... I don't like to drink alone..
Keep that muck away from me.
Coffee BAD!!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
The last person to post wins !
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(May 23, 2018 at 5:32 am)KittyAnn Wrote: Oh, Val, wake up ... morning coffee waiting ... I don't like to drink alone.. Keep that muck away from me. Coffee BAD!! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Coffee shower.
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I'm assuming it's something idiots do...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" ![]()
Oh Gawd, my left one got pinned in a flip move. This is nuts
I believe in life before death.
*reaches down and corrects while caressing*
Mmm, I just wanted a back scratch . damn this escalated quickly
I believe in life before death.
Kit thinks asking him for the time = foreplay!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: The last person to post wins !
May 23, 2018 at 9:40 pm
(This post was last modified: May 23, 2018 at 9:40 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Depends on how much time you ask for. Five minutes, sure, but by minute six we're past that and you'll have to pay extra.
initowinit.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Rubbed some udder cream on the sack. All is well now, thank Gawd.
I believe in life before death.
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