The last person to post wins !

[fr0d0]

Groan

[Marsellus Wallace]

I always wondered how they do it.

[robvalue]

I think that if I turned up in ancient times wielding some of our modern technology, one of two things would happen:

1) They bow down and worship me as a God.
2) They all gang up and kill me because I'm an evil threat.

Considering my appearance though, there may be a third option of completely ignoring me. People have a way of displacing me.

So I'll fucking unfriend them on cavebook, teach them to ignore me.

[vorlon13]

melting ooey gooey goodness

[robvalue]

I was thinking about that other thread, forgot which, about God blotting out the amalachites or whoever from history while recording their exitence in his book.

It seems there was a cock up. He instead managed to remove all other independent sources of history regarding the malachites, so it seems like they never really existed outside of his story.

And he must have hit a wrong button, as he seems to have done the same thing with almost everything in his bible at the same time. Whoops!

[vorlon13]

Trying to distract ?

Meh, back in the lead, nevertheless.

It occurs to me, this is god's first go round with creation, good, evil, human life, etc., maybe we need to lower our standards and expectations ??

He gets 10 or 20 universes under his belt and he'll get the hang of it.

[robvalue]

Yeah well, he's probably still a white belt amongst gods. I mean, he's clearly shit at making stuff and made mostly empty space. And he made all these weird rules, sort of like fog of war, where particles don't have to tell you their speed or position until you officially email them about it.

I would guess this is his first try, he forgot to turn it off, and he's being punished right now for being terrible. Maybe on the next go around he'll at least not give us all lethal diseases.

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I used to do judo, and I got a yellow belt in that, so in some ways I'm better than God. Well, this God anyhow. I wouldn't want to throw down with that 8 arm thing.

[fr0d0]

Farquat

[vorlon13]

Smoob

[Elskidor]

Nope. Still don't understand the meaning of this thread.