Pimp Knight all the way man. Although I'd trade in the sword and shield for a cane and a big ass pimp cup.
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What kind of Knight are you?
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 RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 15, 2014 at 11:39 pm
(This post was last modified: May 15, 2014 at 11:40 pm by Violet.)
I am Alice, once but a scared little girl... now Queen of the Britons.
![[Image: alice_madness_return_the_queen_by_kingdom71-d49xxam.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=fc00.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Fi%2F2011%2F258%2F5%2F9%2Falice_madness_return_the_queen_by_kingdom71-d49xxam.png) I fear nothing. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Twin swordsman.
Dual wielding FTW!  RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 16, 2014 at 12:44 am
(This post was last modified: May 16, 2014 at 12:45 am by Losty.)
Golden Knight. I'm ballin like dat.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Who says a paladin can't fuck no hoes? In one campaign, I created a lesbian paladin named Angelina. She was quite the womanizer. She would smite evil, save the day and get the girl. Who says she can't have a healthy and active sex life between feats of heroism?
She became good friends with a male ranger in the party and the two would go out to taverns cruising for chicks together (or trolling for wenches). The first time I began to develop this character, a lovely bard had just finished a performance where her ending was ruined by a halfling that decided to join in uninvited. "Well, while the halfling didn't add much, I'd like to thank you for bringing such exquisite beauty to this establishment (pause) and your music was lovely too. You must let me reward you with a drink. Barkeep, your strongest, I mean, your finest."
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist 
I'm Brienne of Tarth, bitch.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
Fire night. Fuck with me and I'll see to it your warm for the rest of your life.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. |
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