This is Amusing....

[Minimalist]

Christards ripping each other apart because of fucking adam and eve.

Assholes.

http://io9.com/a-creationist-schism-is-t...socialflow

A Creationist Schism Is Tearing Apart A Christian College

[Cinjin]

A school full of fucktards on both sides. After all, even the evolutionary christians subscribe to the absurdity of the Ten Commandments and the willingness to sacrifice one's children to a narcissistic dickbag of a god.
"Nice job Abraham, you very nearly killed your son for Yahweh!"

[Tonus]

Why this change, and why now? In large part, it's a defensive measure against genomics research—which some members of the creationist community see as the latest weapon in the scientific arsenal that is being deployed to undermine the faithful.

So they were looking to head off a scientific challenge, and forgot that they can't even get their own story straight among themselves. Yeah, I'm thinking that genetics research should be pretty low on the list of problems for these guys.

[Ksa]

It all sounds pretty the way they say it. We can imagine God using those high-tech machines to clone humans and changing DNA when something's wrong with them...no. We have to perceive it in the way the Bible tells us:

Adam takes the forbidden fruit. God walks down the alley in the garden, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, you know, King Kong. BOOM, BOOM...and says "Adam, Adam, where are thou" to the left, and then again "Adam, Adam, where are thou" to the right. You know like when you play a game with little children, they are just in front of you, but you act like you don't see them and keep calling them around and the kids have a good laugh.

Then Adam comes. "AHHH, there you are!" Says God. "What thou hidest from me?" Adam shows the apple. "The forbidden fruit! You disobeyed me!". Adam tells God, " Meh, it was the woman, if thou not givest me a woman I would not be in trouble now!". "It was the WUUUUMAN! THE WUUMAN!"

It has to be looked at the way it is described. In all its stupidity and nativity. My opinion is that there is parental pressure on these children, they feel pressured to believe these stories so they don't get disowned. Something's going on here, I can't believe anyone would read that part and feel enlightened.

[Coffee Jesus]

A school full of fucktards on both sides. After all, even the evolutionary christians subscribe to the absurdity of the Ten Commandments and the willingness to sacrifice one's children to a narcissistic dickbag of a god.
"Nice job Abraham, you very nearly killed your son for Yahweh!"

They also think raping girls was somehow magically okay until Jesus showed up.
Moses: "Spare the lives only of the young girls who have not slept with a man, and take them for yourselves."