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Hint not taken; son of dead rattlesnake preacher bitten.

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Hint not taken; son of dead rattlesnake preacher bitten.
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RE: Hint not taken; son of dead rattlesnake preacher bitten.
May 27, 2014 at 11:59 pm
(May 27, 2014 at 11:55 pm)whateverist Wrote: These guys kill me.

Not as often as rattlesnakes kill them!
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RE: Hint not taken; son of dead rattlesnake preacher bitten.
May 28, 2014 at 12:34 am
Odd. It takes a xtian shitwit to make snakes seem like the good guys.
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RE: Hint not taken; son of dead rattlesnake preacher bitten.
May 28, 2014 at 2:46 am
Don't blame fundies. Blame the natural selection that caused the dumber ones to be advantaged.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Hint not taken; son of dead rattlesnake preacher bitten.
May 28, 2014 at 3:34 pm
4th generation??? Doh

This is the news of inevitability... Of course he's going to keep doing it, after all it was;
Quote:...a freak accident...
I feel a need to play some Freddie Mercury; 'Another One Bites The Dust'!
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Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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RE: Hint not taken; son of dead rattlesnake preacher bitten.
May 28, 2014 at 3:42 pm
(May 27, 2014 at 7:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Oh, I would only ever encourage people like this. They're doing the rest of the gene pool a huge favor.

I dunno - seems like most of the fatalities manage to breed first.

I guess that means the women are snake handlers too.
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RE: Hint not taken; son of dead rattlesnake preacher bitten.
May 28, 2014 at 3:51 pm
Quote:Hamblin said Coots had someone call for an ambulance so he could formally decline treatment.

So this asshole tied up 911 just to show how holy he was?

I hope they charge him for it.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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