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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:26 am
(June 9, 2014 at 6:16 pm)Eye of God Wrote: I read your rules and feel that I can comply.
I hope you don't mind if I speak my mind.
I will make every attempt to answer all questions as you have them. I'm very knowledgeable about the Bible and would be very happy to lead one of you to the Lord if you are searching.
I like your rules about introduction threads. Its nice to know that your staff is looking out for theists like myself.
I hope I can be a light in your dark world.
welcome, welcome...
I seriously doubt that anyone who registers around here is "searching", but feel free to try! 
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Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:35 am
(June 9, 2014 at 11:50 pm)Eye of God Wrote: I have learned to accept the mocking and jeering.
Oh, really? Is it the mocking and jeering your religion inflicts on innocent bystanders?
(June 9, 2014 at 11:50 pm)Eye of God Wrote: I will still thank you all for allowing me to be a part of your forums. You must remember though, that I can only offer you what the word of God says and unfortunately it is very dire for the likes of the non believers.
Oh, so you're here to troll people either raised in your culture of fear of the unknown who have escaped, or those who were never part of your culture of fear with mythical monsters we've never seen evidence of?
(June 9, 2014 at 11:50 pm)Eye of God Wrote: I will attempt to respond to as many of you as I can in other threads. For now I think that this will do it for my introduction. Thank you all again for your tolerance and patience with me.
Oh, you beg for tolerance to preach your message of hatred and eternal torture for not believing exactly as you do?
How progressive of you.
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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:39 am
[modhat] Just going to nip this in the bud now - Please, all, be aware that this is an intro thread and as such we implore everyone to keep the dialogue civil. This is not aimed at anyone, but everyone.
Cheers 
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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:45 am
(This post was last modified: June 10, 2014 at 5:47 am by Cyberman.)
Exactly, folks, let's keep it copacetic. Out in the forum proper the gloves can come off and the mop and bucket for the blood can come out, but in here there's a state of grace, remember?
That goes for any snide condescension and martyr superiority as much as the more obvious catcalling, by the way.
Oh, and welcome to the new blood!
(June 10, 2014 at 5:08 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Hope your fleshlight is big.
My Fleshlight is really big, but then it needs to be.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:51 am
I thought the modhat was green....
There... that's better!
(June 10, 2014 at 5:39 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: [modhat] Just going to nip this in the bud now - Please, all, be aware that this is an intro thread and as such we implore everyone to keep the dialogue civil. This is not aimed at anyone, but everyone.
Cheers
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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:58 am
(This post was last modified: June 10, 2014 at 5:58 am by Whateverist.)
Oh hello. New here then? Someone will be by with the cookies soon. See you in the threads.
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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 6:02 am
(June 10, 2014 at 5:58 am)whateverist Wrote: Oh hello. New here then? Someone will be by with the cookies soon. See you in the threads.
Oops! I was so excited about the prospect of being reconverted that I forgot all about the cookies.
Here you are new guy, enjoy
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 6:10 am
Those are the exact same ones you give everybody - they've got to be stale by now.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 6:13 am
Hey Losty, if you are able to reconvert and hook up with the man upstairs .. can you put in a good word for me? Tell Him I'm not asking for a prime salad tossing position at the table or anything. All I ask is that the thermostat be set at something reasonable where the interesting people gather. Thanks a bunch.
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RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 6:20 am
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(June 10, 2014 at 6:10 am)Stimbo Wrote: Those are the exact same ones you give everybody - they've got to be stale by now.
Hmm I guess I really should make fresh ones :p
But those ones are so cute.
(June 10, 2014 at 6:13 am)whateverist Wrote: Hey Losty, if you are able to reconvert and hook up with the man upstairs .. can you put in a good word for me? Tell Him I'm not asking for a prime salad tossing position at the table or anything. All I ask is that the thermostat be set at something reasonable where the interesting people gather. Thanks a bunch.
If I hook up with the man upstairs, that will be a beautiful day and I will tell him anything he wants to hear.
Oh yea and yes I will put in a good word for you too, but only if I get to participate too
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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