Thank you Christians...

[Ravenshire]

What a pathetic bunch, sitting around patting each other on the back for absolutely no reason. You mock Christians for this very thing and then go do it yourself.

Quite the attitude for someone who came here to preach in hopes of getting some "heaven points."

God is merciful, he will still forgive your blasphemy, your contempt, and your stupidity.

Dude, it's imaginary. And that book where it was dreamed up makes it look far from merciful.

Get your heart right. Love Jesus. He wants to guide your life and live with him forever. Why not accept this gift.

Nothing wrong with my heart, according to my doctor leastwise. I'll trust him a hell of a lot farther that that murdering bastard you claim is such a wonderful, forgiving gawd.

Who cares about evidence. Evidence won't save you. Faith will. Only faith. Say a prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart and save you. He will do that and so much more. Why go to hell when you don't have to?

Evidence is the only fucking way we have to tell the truth from the bullshit! Since your bullshit has no evidence...

Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect existence!

Eternity in your hell sounds better than eternity in your heaven slobbing the knob of some uber-powerful ass-hat with great fucking huge self-esteem issues.

There's going to be a new heaven and a new earth. Don't you want that? Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.

No there isn't going to be a new anything. Why don't you try picking up a book other than your buy-bull. Any book.

Smugness and pride are the Devil's tools. You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.

So why are you christer wing-nuts always so smug and prideful?!?

Ask and ye shall receive.

Complete, pure and unadulterated bullshit! I've tried this path. Sought, asked, pleaded, got down on my knees and fucking begged because I wanted to believe so badly.

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[crickets]

Piss off little god boy.

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It's not a death cult it's a LIFE cult. Amen!

Nope. Definitely a death cult. Otherwise the rewards would be granted in this life.

However, what do you mean? Were you once a member of the flock? Why would you ever leave Jesus?

Who wouldn't want to get away once their sense of smell was refined enough to detect the bullshit?!?

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I will still attempt to respond to as many of you as I can.

Translation from christerese:
I will reply to those who's point I can comprehend with my feeble skills and who I think will be swayed by my bukkshit arguments.

[Jackalope]

Etiquette 101 - when you're a guest in someone else's house, don't take a shit on the carpet.


You do realize that we take a dim view on preaching here, yes? You want to discuss things, fine - stick around. You want to preach and save some souls? Stow it. We've all heard it before.

Actually, your rules state that preaching is tolerated provided I engage you in conversation, which is what I would like to do.
I was trying to inquire about the statement YOU made. If anything, it is you who has impeded the dialogue which your staff requires.
Perhaps you should join Rampant in a reading comprehension course.

To the others who have responded to my post -
The nature of a theist is faith and belief. If you don't want them to post, you probably shouldn't ask them questions.
I will still attempt to respond to as many of you as I can. I am finding that my time is not as free as i thought it would be, but I will make the effort.

Actually, I'm quite aware of what that rule states, considering that I had a hand in drafting it. You are aware that I have been on the staff for over two years? Perhaps not.

I never said it was against the rules. I said we (as a group) take a dim view of it. It in and of itself is not going to get you in trouble here (in the interests of fairness) - but it is still about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool.

Furthermore, if you note, I am not the OP, and asked you nothing. I merely stated my opinion and indicated that I did not care to share any personal information with you.

[Zidneya]

Ask and ye shall receive.

I ask you to shut the f**k up.

Actually, your rules state that preaching is tolerated provided I engage you in conversation, which is what I would like to do.
I was trying to inquire about the statement YOU made. If anything, it is you who has impeded the dialogue which your staff requires.
Perhaps you should join Rampant in a reading comprehension course.

You lied to me.
I asked and didn't received.

You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.

To the others who have responded to my post -
The nature of a theist is faith and belief. If you don't want them to post, you probably shouldn't ask them questions.
I will still attempt to respond to as many of you as I can. I am finding that my time is not as free as i thought it would be, but I will make the effort.

You criticize us, you try to convert us, you ignore us. Oh don't worry pal I know exactly how to welcome people like you in our forum.

[Rampant.A.I.]

Etiquette 101 - when you're a guest in someone else's house, don't take a shit on the carpet.


You do realize that we take a dim view on preaching here, yes? You want to discuss things, fine - stick around. You want to preach and save some souls? Stow it. We've all heard it before.

Actually, your rules state that preaching is tolerated provided I engage you in conversation, which is what I would like to do.
I was trying to inquire about the statement YOU made. If anything, it is you who has impeded the dialogue which your staff requires.
Perhaps you should join Rampant in a reading comprehension course.

You still don't get why your post in the "provide evidence" thread did exactly what the OP asked you not to? Wow.

To the others who have responded to my post -
The nature of a theist is faith and belief. If you don't want them to post, you probably shouldn't ask them questions.

Right, because without people actively seeking you out, you wouldn't have posted in this thread.

I will still attempt to respond to as many of you as I can. I am finding that my time is not as free as i thought it would be, but I will make the effort.

What's with all the antagonistic theist trolls being so pressed for time? Preparing for the rapture?

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Do you all feel better now?

Is this some sort of bizarre group therapy?
Get together and mock those who worship God so that you don't feel so vulnerable?
What is the point? Do you feel better about yourselves when you mock those you do not understand?

What a pathetic bunch, sitting around patting each other on the back for absolutely no reason. You mock Christians for this very thing and then go do it yourself.

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God is merciful, he will still forgive your blasphemy, your contempt, and your stupidity.
Get your heart right. Love Jesus. He wants to guide your life and live with him forever. Why not accept this gift.

Who cares about evidence. Evidence won't save you. Faith will. Only faith. Say a prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart and save you. He will do that and so much more. Why go to hell when you don't have to?
Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect existence!

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There's going to be a new heaven and a new earth. Don't you want that? Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.
Smugness and pride are the Devil's tools. You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Finally hit me who EOG's posts remind me of:

I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.

See spiritualism scares you people, because you've got this little stereotype church that you're buying and selling and you're trying to put God in a building. But God is much bigger than that little church and spiritualism is a lot more than they put into librarys and books.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

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Do you all feel better now?

Is this some sort of bizarre group therapy?
Get together and mock those who worship God so that you don't feel so vulnerable?
What is the point? Do you feel better about yourselves when you mock those you do not understand?

What a pathetic bunch, sitting around patting each other on the back for absolutely no reason. You mock Christians for this very thing and then go do it yourself.

God is merciful, he will still forgive your blasphemy, your contempt, and your stupidity.
Get your heart right. Love Jesus. He wants to guide your life and live with him forever. Why not accept this gift.

Who cares about evidence. Evidence won't save you. Faith will. Only faith. Say a prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart and save you. He will do that and so much more. Why go to hell when you don't have to?
Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect existence!

There's going to be a new heaven and a new earth. Don't you want that? Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.
Smugness and pride are the Devil's tools. You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.

Ask and ye shall receive.

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[Jackalope]

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Do you all feel better now?

Is this some sort of bizarre group therapy?
Get together and mock those who worship God so that you don't feel so vulnerable?
What is the point? Do you feel better about yourselves when you mock those you do not understand?

What a pathetic bunch, sitting around patting each other on the back for absolutely no reason. You mock Christians for this very thing and then go do it yourself.

God is merciful, he will still forgive your blasphemy, your contempt, and your stupidity.
Get your heart right. Love Jesus. He wants to guide your life and live with him forever. Why not accept this gift.

Who cares about evidence. Evidence won't save you. Faith will. Only faith. Say a prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart and save you. He will do that and so much more. Why go to hell when you don't have to?
Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect existence!

There's going to be a new heaven and a new earth. Don't you want that? Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.
Smugness and pride are the Devil's tools. You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.

Ask and ye shall receive.

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What did Jesus ever say that was so important?

I like Matthew 15:24 and Matthew 22:19.

I'm a fan of Psalms 137:9 myself.

[ronedee]

...For always reassuring me with your crazy imaginative ideas that leaving the fold was the smartest decision I ever made.

And obviously, we need to keep reassuring you!

[Eye of God]

What a pathetic bunch, sitting around patting each other on the back for absolutely no reason. You mock Christians for this very thing and then go do it yourself.

Quite the attitude for someone who came here to preach in hopes of getting some "heaven points."

God is merciful, he will still forgive your blasphemy, your contempt, and your stupidity.

Dude, it's imaginary. And that book where it was dreamed up makes it look far from merciful.

Get your heart right. Love Jesus. He wants to guide your life and live with him forever. Why not accept this gift.

Nothing wrong with my heart, according to my doctor leastwise. I'll trust him a hell of a lot farther that that murdering bastard you claim is such a wonderful, forgiving gawd.

Who cares about evidence. Evidence won't save you. Faith will. Only faith. Say a prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart and save you. He will do that and so much more. Why go to hell when you don't have to?

Evidence is the only fucking way we have to tell the truth from the bullshit! Since your bullshit has no evidence...

calm down little man, you're going to have an aneurism.
Next, there is no exchange rate on evidence and faith. Get over it, there is no evidence offered for something you have to BELIEVE in. How are you all so slow? Faith is belief without evidence.

Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect existence!

Eternity in your hell sounds better than eternity in your heaven slobbing the knob of some uber-powerful ass-hat with great fucking huge self-esteem issues.[/quote]

Perhaps, but since there is no evidence for that either as you have clearly pointed out, I'd say you're opting for the wrong destination.

There's going to be a new heaven and a new earth. Don't you want that? Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.

No there isn't going to be a new anything. Why don't you try picking up a book other than your buy-bull. Any book.

Smugness and pride are the Devil's tools. You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.

So why are you christer wing-nuts always so smug and prideful?!?

Ask and ye shall receive.

Complete, pure and unadulterated bullshit! I've tried this path. Sought, asked, pleaded, got down on my knees and fucking begged because I wanted to believe so badly.


Piss off little god boy.

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It's not a death cult it's a LIFE cult. Amen!

Nope. Definitely a death cult. Otherwise the rewards would be granted in this life.

However, what do you mean? Were you once a member of the flock? Why would you ever leave Jesus?

Who wouldn't want to get away once their sense of smell was refined enough to detect the bullshit?!?

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I will still attempt to respond to as many of you as I can.

Translation from christerese:
I will reply to those who's point I can comprehend with my feeble skills and who I think will be swayed by my bukkshit arguments.
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First of all, if you're going to insult the way I speak, you should call it simply Christese, and if you want to insult my intelligence, you should probably learn to spell *bullshit.

You're about a bright as 5watt bulb. Are you the village idiot the atheists keep around for laughs? I'd heard better arguments from mentally handicapped people and seen better insults from, well, anyone.

[ThomM]

Do you all feel better now?

Is this some sort of bizarre group therapy?
Get together and mock those who worship God so that you don't feel so vulnerable?
What is the point? Do you feel better about yourselves when you mock those you do not understand?

What a pathetic bunch, sitting around patting each other on the back for absolutely no reason. You mock Christians for this very thing and then go do it yourself.

God is merciful, he will still forgive your blasphemy, your contempt, and your stupidity.
Get your heart right. Love Jesus. He wants to guide your life and live with him forever. Why not accept this gift.

Who cares about evidence. Evidence won't save you. Faith will. Only faith. Say a prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart and save you. He will do that and so much more. Why go to hell when you don't have to?
Don't burn for eternity. Live with Jesus Christ in a perfect existence!

There's going to be a new heaven and a new earth. Don't you want that? Don't be like the rest of the foolish atheists, burning forever in hell.
Smugness and pride are the Devil's tools. You're being deceived. Come to the mighty God Jehovah and know real love.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Your last sentence is YOUR claim.

Fine - According to your religion - a baby - and infant - and children not old enough to have reached the age of reason - all CANNOT sin.
Also according to your religion - a person is not responsible for the sins of another - only for his own sin - AND because of FREE WILL - a person has the ability to change his mind UP UNTIL the time the sin was actually committed.

So - ask your god to - from today forth - have all babies born whole - without disease or disfigurement. AND have him restore to those who were born without limbs - without complete mental facilities - and with disfigurements - to normal for a Child human. None of these babies have EVER sinned - and future sin cannot be the reason since Free will means it might never happen. Lots of these children DIE before they ever reach the age of reason and so they could NEVER sin anyway.

I have asked - it never happens
I will bet it will not happen when YOU ask as well

Don't tell me it is not part of your god's plan - since that would mean he MEANT to have these children born that way - which is certainly NOT loving. And don't bring up that "saved" nonsense - unless you can prove there is a reason to need being saved.

And It was you who said - ask and YOU shall receive. Either you can - or you cannot!
IF it does not happen - you are a fraud - whether you ask - or try to not ask - for any reason!

[Ravenshire]

First of all, if you're going to insult the way I speak, you should call it simply Christese

No, I got it right. It's the language you fucking christers speak.

and if you want to insult my intelligence, you should probably learn to spell *bullshit.

Grammar corrections (for an unnoticed "fat-finger") from someone who can't even quote properly? That's rich.

You're about a bright as 5watt bulb. Are you the village idiot the atheists keep around for laughs? I'd heard better arguments from mentally handicapped people and seen better insults from, well, anyone.

5 watts still outshines you dim little ass. Seriously. Is this and calling me a village idiot the best insults you can come up with. Your shit is weak.

Keep preaching and praying little god-boy. It's all you've got and it's all you're good at.