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#61
RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 7:31 pm
How will I ever survive not having G-C and his silly jesus shit to beat up on?


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RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 7:38 pm (This post was last modified: June 16, 2014 at 7:38 pm by Napoléon.)
I remember when my dad first told me about faggots.

He said "Do you want some faggots for your tea?".

I was like:
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RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 7:45 pm
Both faggot and ass both sound ridiculous when you are British. I suppose that's why it's just easier to call people a cunt, twat, dick or wanker instead. They sound great in all varieties of the British accent.
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RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 7:48 pm
Wanker is my favorite but it only sounds nice in a British or Australian accent. Muricans saying wanker sounds creepy.
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RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 7:53 pm
Losty ' Wrote: Muricans saying wanker sounds creepy.
I can even imagine what it would sound like, it's now my list of things to make American people say to me. Along with aluminium, mostly just because correcting them is fun. XD
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RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 7:59 pm
(June 16, 2014 at 7:45 pm)Insanity Wrote: Both faggot and ass both sound ridiculous when you are British. I suppose that's why it's just easier to call people a cunt, twat, dick or wanker instead. They sound great in all varieties of the British accent.
"Twat" really is the best of that bunch because it just sounds so goddamn silly.
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RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 7:59 pm
Hell we can't even say words right here within the frame of the US. The South and East sound far different than us Westerners. Not to even mmention New Yorkers, Bostonians, and those poor Canadian borderlands. I darenot compare us to the rest of the world and all you 'proper' Brits.
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RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 7:59 pm
(June 16, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Insanity Wrote:
Losty ' Wrote: Muricans saying wanker sounds creepy.
I can even imagine what it would sound like, it's now my list of things to make American people say to me. Along with aluminium, mostly just because correcting them is fun. XD

Bahaha add me on skype I will say wanker to you lol ROFLOL

Anyways, I accidentally say aluminum as aluminium all the time. It comes from years of calling it aluminio I guess lol.
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#69
RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 8:02 pm
(June 16, 2014 at 7:59 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(June 16, 2014 at 7:45 pm)Insanity Wrote: Both faggot and ass both sound ridiculous when you are British. I suppose that's why it's just easier to call people a cunt, twat, dick or wanker instead. They sound great in all varieties of the British accent.
"Twat" really is the best of that bunch because it just sounds so goddamn silly.

I tend to favor the word 'douche' + ________. Par example: douches canoe, douche bag, douche master, etc.

Or Twat waffle. that's my favorite.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Apology
June 16, 2014 at 8:03 pm
(June 16, 2014 at 7:59 pm)Luckie Wrote: Hell we can't even say words right here within the frame of the US. The South and East sound far different than us Westerners. Not to even mmention New Yorkers, Bostonians, and those poor Canadian borderlands. I darenot compare us to the rest of the world and all you 'proper' Brits.

Seriously I was like 11 or 12 when we moved to South Georgia. School was so hard for me because I couldn't understand anything anyone was saying. Even after years of living there I still struggle with understanding people with really thick accents.
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